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My husband (creator of the cult classic films FACES OF DEATH) and myself (actress/screenwriter) are ex New Yorkers, see alot of films and usually disagree.  So our friends decided that we need a review show...Hence TWO JEWS ON FILM.  We rate films with bagels...one to five.  And yes our reviews are meant to be funny...and at … more

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reviewed 'HomeFront' starring Jason Statham an.... November 26, 2013
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'HomeFront' starring Jason Statham and James Franco
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reviewed 'Delivery Man' starring Vince Vaughn. November 19, 2013
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'Delivery Man' starring Vince Vaughn
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reviewed 'Delivery Man' starring Vince Vaughn. November 19, 2013
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'Delivery Man' starring Vince Vaughn
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reviewed 'Nebraska' directed by Alexander Payne. November 15, 2013
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reviewed Thor: The Dark World. November 06, 2013
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Thor: The Dark World
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reviewed Thor: The Dark World (2013 film). November 06, 2013
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Thor: The Dark World (2013 film)
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reviewed 'Dallas Buyers Club'. October 30, 2013
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'Dallas Buyers Club'
   By Joan Alperin Schwartz First thing I must say is that Matthew McConaughey has become one hell of an actor...   From 'Killer Joe' to 'Paper Boy' followed by 'Mud' …
reviewed 'Dallas Buyers Club'. October 30, 2013
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'Dallas Buyers Club'
   By Joan Alperin Schwartz First thing I must say is that Matthew McConaughey has become one hell of an actor...   From 'Killer Joe' to 'Paper Boy' followed by 'Mud' …
reviewed The Counselor (2013 film). October 23, 2013
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'The Counselor' Directed By Ridley Scott
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reviewed 12 Years A Slave (2013 film). October 16, 2013
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'12 Years A Slave' directed by Steve McQueen
   By Joan Alperin Schwartz '12 Years A Slave' directed by the extremely talented, Steve McQueen, ('Shame') is simply put...Brilliant.             …
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January 14, 2012
Hi, Joan and John! I just stopped by to see how you guys are doing. No movie reviews for 2012 yet?
August 28, 2012
hey, John and Joan, how are things?
January 07, 2013
are you going to be reviewing GANGSTER SQUAD?
May 28, 2013
hey you two....you going to see either NOW YOU SEE ME or AFTER EARTH early?
August 17, 2013
no review of JOBS?
August 30, 2013
no new reviews yet? I need something new to feature LOL!! are you seeing any new release this weekend? suggestions?
August 30, 2013
I saw 'Passion' and 'Getaway' without John. He went out of town and neither one of them were bagel worthy. LOL> Seeing 'Riddick' next week Have a great holiday :)
September 06, 2013
seen Riddick yet? any good?
September 06, 2013
We were on our way to see it and then realized I couldn't bare it The critics I know hated it Just saw Insidious 2 Will review next with along with The Family There's an embargo on Insidious till next week Hint Really fun
September 06, 2013
sweet. I really wanted to see those two other films.
 
July 26, 2011
Welcome to the Cafe Libri reading community! Thanks so much for joining. You both are amazing reviewers! It's wonderful to have you as part of our book community now!
 
July 21, 2011
Joan and John, you're off to a fine start-  look at all those comments! Welcome to the Cafe Libri Lunch Community! All types of reading related reviews, lists and quick tips are welcomed here.  We look forward to your contributions!  Feel free to read, rate, and comment on other reviews, too.  Members welcome the feedback!  

Here are a few sections that we recommend checking out in Cafe Libri:
 
  • About this Community: You'll find useful information about the types of contributions found in the community.
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  • If you have any questions, don't hesitate to contact the founder @. I hope you will enjoy reading and reviewing!
     
    June 17, 2011
    Welcome to the Music Matters community here on Lunch. We are thrilled to have you here. Take a look around. Rate some topics that interest you. Then hopefully you will be inspired to write a review, make up a list or perhaps offer up some quick tips on your favorite song, album or artist. A great way to get started is to take one of the many fun and interesting polls we have for you in Music Matters. Just click on "Explore" and then "Polls" to find the complete list. I wanted to highlight a new poll that @ added of Multiple Grammy Award Winning Artists and this nostalgic list of All-Time Favorite Beatles Songs by @. You can take more polls here and check out more lists here. Meanwhile, I would also encourage you to go to the homepage section entitled "About This Community" for an introduction and some ideas that might interest you. If you have any questions, comments, ideas or criticisms please e-mail me. Looking forward to your participation and contributions.
     
    March 13, 2011
    I don't know how you're seeing these movies before their release dates, but whatever it is, I envy you.
    March 13, 2011
    me too!!
    March 14, 2011
    We go to press screenings. That's how we see them before they come out
    March 15, 2011
    That's totally awesome! I rarely get out anymore to see films but this is going to change hopefully as I now have a friend who accepted a job as a projectionist. Fingers crossed. ;-)
     
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