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My husband (creator of the cult classic films FACES OF DEATH) and myself (actress/screenwriter) are ex New Yorkers, see alot of films and usually disagree.  So our friends decided that we need a review show...Hence TWO JEWS ON FILM.  We rate films with bagels...one to five.  And yes our reviews are meant to be funny...and at … more

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reviewed Man of Steel (2013 film). Thursday
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Man of Steel (2013 film)
Superman/Clark Kent/Kal-El (Henry Clavill) is a guy with...angst...a great deal of angst. He wants to fly around the planet and save people, but thanks to his earth daddy, Jonathon Kent (Kevin Costner) …
reviewed The Internship (2013 film). June 07
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The Internship starring Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson
      By Joan Alperin Schwartz   I was really expecting not to like this film. I thought it would be the same old Vince Vaughn comedy that I've seen hundreds of times …
reviewed After Earth (2013 film). May 31
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After Earth
Every son, whether conscious or unconscious, wants to impress his dad...Wants to gain his father's respect.                         …
reviewed Star Trek Into Darkness (2013 film). May 14
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Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
By Joan Alperin Schwartz   The boys are back...Capt. Kirk (Chris Pine), Spock (Zachary Quinto), Scotty (Simon Pegg), Chekov (Anton Yelchin), Bones (Karl Urban), Sulu (John Cho) and Uhura (Zoe …
reviewed Olympus Has Fallen (2013 film). March 20
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'Olympus Has Fallen'
As I was watching this film, I kept thinking about 'Die Hard'.                           …
reviewed The Incredible Burt Wonderstone. March 14
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'The Incredible Burt Wonderstone'
   I love magic..When I watch a good magician, I feel the wonderment of a five year old.      Too bad I didn't feel that way while watching 'The Incredible Burt Wonderstone', …
reviewed Oz: The Great and Powerful (2013 film). March 08
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Oz: The Great and Powerful (2013 film)
'We're off to see the Wizard...The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz'...except...      In Sam Raimi's 'Oz The Great And Powerful' he's not exactly wonderful or a wizard.   …
reviewed Jack The Giant Slayer (2013 film). February 28
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Jack The Giant Slayer (2013 film)
For those of you, who managed to get through childhood, without hearing the story of Jack, a farm boy, who sold his horse for some magical beans, don't worry...director Bryan Singer has recreated …
reviewed Two Jews Oscar Picks 2013. February 19
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Two Jews Oscar Picks 2013
2012 was a great year for films.       We had an old fashioned spaghetti western that blended over the top comedy, violence and the horror of slavery from the always exceptional …
reviewed A Good Day to Die Hard (2013 film). February 14
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A Good Day to Die Hard (2013 film)
 Bruce Willis reprises his ioconic role as police detective John McClane in 'A Good Day To Die Hard' directed by John Moore ('Max Payne') and written by Skip Woods ('A Team') …
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January 14, 2012
Hi, Joan and John! I just stopped by to see how you guys are doing. No movie reviews for 2012 yet?
August 28, 2012
hey, John and Joan, how are things?
January 07
are you going to be reviewing GANGSTER SQUAD?
May 28
hey you two....you going to see either NOW YOU SEE ME or AFTER EARTH early?
 
July 26, 2011
Welcome to the Cafe Libri reading community! Thanks so much for joining. You both are amazing reviewers! It's wonderful to have you as part of our book community now!
 
July 21, 2011
Joan and John, you're off to a fine start-  look at all those comments! Welcome to the Cafe Libri Lunch Community! All types of reading related reviews, lists and quick tips are welcomed here.  We look forward to your contributions!  Feel free to read, rate, and comment on other reviews, too.  Members welcome the feedback!  

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    • If you have any questions, don't hesitate to contact the founder @. I hope you will enjoy reading and reviewing!
     
    June 24, 2011

    Thanks for joining the Silver Screen community!  This is only for films from the 30s through 60s so no Jaws or Raging Bull, LOL.

    I just posted "Funny Face" an Audrey Hepburn film.  Not bad. 
     
    June 23, 2011
    I know you guys concentrate on the latest films, but I also invited you to my classic Hollywood community, the Silver Screen, in case you ever want to watch a Hitchcock film or Casablanca and do a retro review. :)
     
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