I honestly couldn't pass up using a title referencing this films over hype and failure to deliver. Quite honestly the entire time I was watching this all I could think was " This movie is missing something". So I'm not so good with the synopsis sum up, I actually hate writing it but this one is too easy to really work a brain cell on. The film is an adaption of the Korean comic which America sadly is getting extremely obsessed with a lot of asian film, anime, comics and so on especially these Korean films. If you couldn't feel my displeasure for this in what I wrote there this is me telling you its getting annoying. The original versions are perfect the way they are so why ruin them. Also when they make the American version of Oldboy I am more likely to be at the bar cause I refuse to see it. Anyway on to what this is really about. Paul Bettany plays none other than a priest. For centuries a war had been going on between the humans and vampires like most vampire movies that aren't Underworld but for the last few years or so there hasn't been a vampire citing or attack for that matter.
The Church created the walled cities to protect mankind, ultimately creating an elite group of warriors to defend against the vampires. They were called "Priests", humans blessed by God who were capable of slaying vampires. The majority of the vampires were killed while the remainder were placed in reservations. One day, Priest (Paul Bettany) is approached by Hicks (Cam Gigandet), the sheriff of a nearby town Augustine. Hicks tells him that his brother Owen was wounded by a vampire attack. His sister-in-law and ex-girlfriend Shannon was killed, and Priest's niece, Lucy, was kidnapped. Hicks asks for Priest's assistance in tracking down Lucy but they truly believe it isn't possible that the vampires attacked. Little does he know there is a bigger plan goin down being led by an Black Hat (Karl Urban). Priest leaves anyway with out permission and is now being hunted down by 3 other priests and a priestess (Maggie Q) and has very little time to save his niece.
I couldn't quite put my finger on it but it was definitely surely missing something. The cast was decent even the leading role by Bettany who did his best with what he was given. Truly this movie tried to hard to be comic bookey and a little gritty where they should have went for originality and gritty over it all and trust me this could have been a great movie to watch. I'm hoping that makes sense but thats what is felt like. I mean the movie barely reaches an hour and 30 minutes and I felt like it was close to 3. There was good action and some nice new choreography that I didn't expect to see but the story was still not there. It felt like a vampire spaghetti western at times and not its own movie. I felt like I could predict everything, which I did do actually but as if I had seen it before. The visual was above average for me, acting was as good as it could be but this movie still fell short. I would recommend it if your on a vampire night and need a 7th. Its worth maybe one watch with a friend but most likely if you've seen some good vampire films this will be a boring repeat of whats already been done.
Vampires and slayers. Humans vs. vampires. Who would win? Well, director Scott Stewart who directed last year’s “Legion” tries to answer this question when he directs this film inspired by the Korean comic book written by Min-Woo Hyung with the same name (Korean comics are called “Manhwa“). I am at a slight disadvantage since I didn’t exactly follow the source material that far so I cannot really say how the script by Cory Goodman really does compare … more
* out of **** Scott Stewart began his film directing career with 2010's "Legion"; which would easily make it on the "worst films of all time" list, if it were compiled by yours truly. Such a bad movie it was; beginning with promise, and then venturing into stupidity so irredeemable that even a detour into camp territory couldn't save it. Oh well; I had a pretty good laugh at the intended "scares" and the "ideas". Oh, let's not forget the acting; that was funny too. Moving … more
Star Rating: Priest, based on the graphic novel by Min-woo Hyung, is a fun and stylish 3D adventure, one that artfully blends horror, science fiction, action, and just a little bit of western. It takes place in an alternate world, where humans and blind, beast-like vampires have been at war; to eradicate the menace – as explained in a very effective opening animated sequence – the Church created a society of assassin-like priests, whose weapons of … more
12A - Action/Horror/Sci-Fi - 6th May 2011 The only interesting thing with vampire films these days is trying to work out what kind of vampire your going to get and what rules have been thought up to govern them in the world. The vampires of Priest are actual gruesome monsters with sharp claws and fangs which makes a change from the usual humans with slightly bigger incisors. That being said, they do exist as the human-turned-vampire slaves to their true vampire masters. Based on Hyung Min-Woo … more
Priest, a post-apocalyptic sci-fi thriller, is set in an alternate world -- one ravaged by centuries of war between man and vampires. The story revolves around a legendary Warrior Priest from the last Vampire War who now lives in obscurity among the other downtrodden human inhabitants in walled-in dystopian cities ruled by the Church. When his niece is abducted by a murderous pack of vampires, Priest breaks his sacred vows to venture out on a quest to find her before they turn her into one of them. He is joined on his crusade by his niece's boyfriend, a trigger-fingered young wasteland sheriff, and a former Warrior Priestess who possesses otherworldly fighting skills. Written by Screen Gems