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Most Awesome Fake Twitter Accounts

  • Sep 30, 2009
I don't care if they're fake, they're hilarious! I'll let the tweets speak for themselves...
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Kim Jong-il (thedearleader)
Kim Jong-il (thedearleader) on Twitter
My favorite fake tweep of all time.  His twitter bio reads, "I am the General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea. Also, I invented golf and French cooking".  Any questions?


This is when Bill Clinton was visiting Korea to get those two reporters released: Bill Clinton's in town. Good news: He wants to go chase some tail. Bad news: he's crashing on my couch.

When Lebron James and I played HORSE in Beijing, I crossed him over and dunked from half-court. He cried like a girl.

THINGS I I DID TODAY: 1) Made a sandwich. 2) Took a nap. 3) Defied the will of the civilized world. What did you do today? I thought so.

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Dr. Tobias Funke (drtobiasfunke)
Dr. Tobias Funke (drtobiasfunke) on Twitter
I miss Arrested Development so much!  And this never nude was definitely one of my favorite characters.


Auditioning for melrose place remake. Hoping to fill some pretty big shoes left by Andrew Shue. Very big shoes.

Back from vacation. My doctor-ly hindsight says it wasn't a good idea to expose my raw hair plugs to Caribbean sun.

Taking a couple of days off at the beach to relax from stress of Hollywood lifestyle. No luck finding Lycra-based cutoffs at surf shop.


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Stewie Griffin (Stewie)
Stewie Griffin (Stewie) on Twitter
What in the devil?!?!?  My only complaint is that he doesn't tweet about Lois enough.  Or his crushes.


No, you mid-life cow, that airplane full of over-processed baby sauce isn't getting anywhere near this hangar.

I never knew Biscuit as a dog, but I knew her as a table. She was sturdy, and all four legs were the same length.

It's not so much that I want to *kill* Lois, it's just - I want her not to be alive anymore.


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Stephen Colbert (StephenColbert)
Stephen Colbert
Dead ringer for the real @StephenAtHome.


I've taken a long vacation...All I do is say funny things...And I'm thinking of raising my own salary...What am I a Senator?

The amount of twitter followers is directly proportional to to your patriotic manliness.

The world is a dirty place, and I am America's lemon-scented wetnap.


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God (god)
God (god) on Twitter
Who knew God was so witty, wry and overall, awesome? If this is what's being preached, I think I *might* start going to church.


Violence is not always the answer! You can often achieve your objective with passive aggression.

Beyonce is all class, Kanye is a class ass. I'd smite him, but his stupidity keeps YouTube interesting (like Palin, but different).

You never really know what you are worth until you take the time to relax, reflect, and talk to your accountant.

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fake michael_bay (michael_bay)
fake michael_bay (michael_bay) on Twitter
Appropriately epic tweets for an epic film producer and director.


I don't remember what its like not being just totally amazing at everything I do.

No, repaint it. If Im buying a jetpack for my dog, then it better match his favorite Air Jordans.

Throat is a little sore today. I need a service that can allow me to outsource my yelling.

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chucknorris_
chucknorris_ (chucknorris_) on Twitter
If you read my Most Interesting Man in the World review, you'll know that I'm a sucker for Chuck Norris jokes.


Chuck Norris invented all the colors, except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Chuck Norris once played rock-paper-scissors in front of a mirror... He won. Twice.

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Darth Vader (darthvader)
Darth Vader (darthvader) on Twitter
Yes, Darth Vadar tweets.

I miss Padmé. I would have swept the entire galaxy aside with a single thought to save her. Instead, I brought my love to her end.

See, that's the difference between your Dark Lord and you. I tweet about my ex & gain 400+ female followers. You just get your car keyed.

Couldn't find any rebels to destroy today. Parked sideways across 3 handicapped spaces instead. Felt almost as good.

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Erica's Fish (ericasfish)
Erica's Fish (ericasfish) on Twitter
A sassy, overachieving, emotional fish.  Refers to Erica as her human.  I should make a twitter for my Ferdinand


I've landed my first job! As an accountant! The human bought me a briefcase and life couldn't be better.

I do NOT have abandonment issues! I could care less where that madwoman goes! But I demand a text if she's going to be late!

The human purchased a new rug which I am certain has cast me under a hallucinogenic spell. Why is that end table glaring at me?

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Borat Sagdiyev (Borat)
Borat (Twitter Feed)
As expected, Borat's tweets are appropriately offensive. Therefore, I will not be sharing them on Lunch. Beware, there's quite a bit of "sexy time".


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April 21, 2010
How about @UnemployedBush ? It's always interesting to see what he's up to nowadays :)
April 29, 2010
LOL, now to ponder a new list.... Thanks for the heads up, Teresa! :)
 
April 20, 2010
This list is so money, you have no idea how money it is. Nice work, as always, D.
April 29, 2010
Ha, thank$ Aunny! ;D
 
April 07, 2010
Those Chuck Norris ones are hilarious. So are the ones for God and Fake Michael Bay (although in the case of those two I'm not sure they are really fake). Very funny stuff, D!
April 16, 2010
I love me some Chuck Norris! And I know, the God and Fake Michael Bay one seem to real to be on a fake twitter account list ;) Thanks for your comment, Count!
 
January 02, 2010
Thank you for sharing this list. I am now following God. This list is very funny!
January 10, 2010
Haha, thanks, Christina. Glad you enjoy this! :)
 
December 01, 2009
I just HAVE to follow God! Thanks
December 03, 2009
Haha, yes! There's also Satan, but he's not as funny.
 
November 16, 2009
definately following all of these - love it!
November 17, 2009
Thanks, Zoe! Hope you're as entertained by them as I am! :D
 
October 07, 2009
Fantastic! I had no idea about a couple of these and now will set about making my follow list right. Thanks!
October 07, 2009
Thanks, lady! Glad you discovered a couple of worthy tweeps :)
 
September 30, 2009
dude, so awesome! I'm totally following Borat for his appropriately offensive tweets.
September 30, 2009
Hahaha, beware of his "sexy time" tweets! :P
 
September 30, 2009
freakin hilarious...you just made my day!
September 30, 2009
Glad you enjoyed it!
 
September 30, 2009
You toally forgot the best one ever: www.twitter.com/helen_keller

"Laaaaaaaaaawnchair"
September 30, 2009
omg... I feel kinda horrible for literally lol-ing!
 
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