This is a list of my favorite variations of the Mullet. Whether its the Mullet, The SFLB (Short in the Front, Long in the Back), The BFPB (Business in the Front, Party in the Back), The Kentucky Waterfall, The Yes No, The Neck Protector, The 10/90, The Mud Flap, The Neck Warmer or The Sphinx, there's a place in this world for the Mullet. So why not appreciate its magnificence?
This is for the 1983 rocker type. More of a rebellion from the forced haircut your mother made you have, but you can't completely give up because you're afraid of the outcome.
While on set filming "Walker: Texas Ranger", the film crew came across a still born calf. Chuck Norris went up to the baby calf and rubbed his beard on it gently to nestle him back to life. The film crew was in shock and couldn't believe their eyes. Out of nowhere Chuck Norris Round House kicked the baby calf in the face and killed it! When one of the film crew screamed, "Why'd you do that?!?!?" Chuck replied, "This is to remind you all that Chuck Norris giveth, but Chuck Norris taketh away."
Sometimes just your neck gets cold, and thats okay! Maybe you can't completely admit that you have a receding hairline so why not show off how much hair you can grow from the back of your head?
It's clean. It's sporty. Its aerodynamic. All you need is a neon green and pink track suit and you'll get all the ladies!
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schoenewJanuary 18, 2011
how about that well-learned, erudite mullet my college professor father sports? he and many other brilliant minds who are 80% bald but have no time for frivolous hair cutting wear them, usually with lengthy beards. my personal favorite.
This list rocks! Thanks for adding some hilarity to my day....who knew there were so many mullet variations out there? I thought there was only one...silly me!
That's some really scary haircuts! I think you've just given me mulletfobia! I live in Sweden and we don't get whitethrash here like you do in USofA, so I'm kind of a mullet-virgin. If guy #1 or #7 approached me I think I'd soil my pants, shi-aith!
LOL, I didn't realize there were so many stylish variations. The scary/awesome part is, I think there are more out there... These ones take the cake though. Great list, Ryan!
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