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Three Wolf Moon

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A t-shirt that is an internet phenomenon.

Three Wolf Moon is a T-shirt, featuring three wolves howling at the moon. The numerous ironic  reviews for this on Amazon.com have become an Internet phenomenon.  The T-shirt was designed by artist Antonia Neshev.      The … see full wiki

1 review about Three Wolf Moon

Aunt Trixie, prepare to be upstaged

  • May 30, 2009
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+5
Thank you, Lord in Heaven, for giving such talent to this shirt's creator. I was up between a rock and a hard place searching for the perfect t-shirt to wear to my cousin JimBob's wedding. Just as I'd all but given up hope, I came across this divine wolf image - on formal black, no less - and realized that I had found the perfect complement to my acid-wash jeans and Members Only jacket!!

The irony here is that I'd already had an outfit for JimBob's wedding. My boyfriend and I were all ready to wear our "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts when he broke up with me for that whore Nora from Joey's Truck Stop (not the old Nora with the blue hair, the young slutty Nora with the fake rack and the permed dyed red hair). So what's a girl to do? You can't just wear an "I'm with Stupid" T-shirt without your Stupid with you. That's just stupid.

Heartbroken, I drove my Trans-Camaro out to Wal-Mart to see if I could find a suitable replacement. I looked and looked, but I didn't want to wear a "Have a Nice Day" T-shirt (I wasn't feeling very smiley) and anything with a football logo just reminded me of HIM.

I left Wal-Mart with a package of Ding Dongs (on SALE!) and a 6-pack of Diet Sprite, but no T-shirt. I went back to the trailer to search and search for anything I might have forgotten I owned, but I'd already burned all HIS possessions in the yard (and oooh the manager of the park was pretty peeved, let me tell you!) and I just couldn't find anything good.

Knowing my love of all things airbrushed (HE used to have a van with the desert scene painted on the side, which we had a LOT of fun in, let me tell you!!!), my nail salon girl told me that I should go on The Internets and check out this wolf T-shirt. She told me how to get set up with a G Mail and then she mailed me the "link" to this shirt! I can't believe you can just stay home and find a wedding outfit without even going to Wal-Mart, but that's technology for you!

(Typing is harder with my new nails, by the way. I already chipped off part of my sparkly airbrushing just doing this review. $5.00 down the drain! Ha ha, my nail salon girl probably had this plan all along when she got me hooked on The World Wide Web!!)

Anyways, words can't really describe my feelings when I first saw this t-shirt. The howling wolves are symbolic of the pain and longing I feel from HIM ditching me for that coffee-slinging whorebag, but the moon tells me that there is a light at the end of the tunnel (just hope it's not an oncoming train, har har).

So thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Amazon. Thank you, wolf t-shirt creator. I noticed that you also have one with Obama and Martin Luther King and a wolf on it, and I really hope you come out with one that has Reagan and Jeff Foxworthy and a wolf (or a FOX! Har har!) on it so I can express my political beliefs in such an artistic way.

I can't wait for the wedding. My Aunt Trixie will be so jealous. She's wearing her old Golden Girls t-shirt, which is dumb because it's yellow.

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June 22, 2009
I wish the moon glowed in the dark, because Sofia on Aunt Trixie's Golden Girls t-shirt has glow-in-the-dark hair, and this detracts from my howling fauna.
 
June 19, 2009
Is there any chance that the moon glows in the dark? I like to arrange the clothes in my closet by their level of "glow-in-the-dark" radiance. Looks like this could find space between my glow-in-the-dark "Star Wars Lightsaber" and "Tengwar" t-shirts.
 
June 11, 2009
very funny review... but do you really own the Three Wolf Moon shirt?  check me out... loving it and feeling the power!!
 
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