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MC Skat Kat

An animated cat that sang, and apparently dated, Paula Abdul.

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Would have kicked Jerry's butt

  • Apr 12, 2011
One of the certainties of 1989 was that every teenager had a crush on Paula Abdul. You can still hear the echoes of the collective groan when Ms Abdul gave us a hint of her fleeting grasp of reality by announcing her relationship with MC Skat Kat.

Most cat owners are content with their pets sitting around all day and occasionally catching a smaller animal, but Paula upped the ante by dating a cat that rapped. Pet stores across the nation were swamped by the cat-rapping craze, which later subsided to the potbelly pig and exotic pet period.

Unfortunately, Paula's looks went the same direction of her sanity, and despite Skat's promise that "Opposites Attract", he too discovered that normal was a poor match with batshit fucking crazy. Shortly after their break-up, Abdul married actor Emilio Estevez, who at this point must have considered monetizing his magnetic draw of the insane by opening his own mental asylum, but that too was not to last. 

Skat went on to produce and direct a number of Grammy-award winning albums. Abdul was last seen caked in lipstick and apparently trying to kill Batman.

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April 12, 2011
I still don't understand how one could go from MC Skat Kat to Emilio Estevez.
April 12, 2011
Emilio Estevez doesn't steal the covers!
April 12, 2011
LMBO is a new slang for me. :(
April 12, 2011
Really? Batman?
April 12, 2011
What did you expect? Spiderman? That's just ridiculous! :-)
April 12, 2011
I guess I don't know enough about Paula to really get that. I guess I don't want to, LOL!
April 12, 2011
It was a real stretch of a joke trying to link dating an animated character to plotting to kill one, and I think is a testament to how mindlessly bored I am today! Zzzzz
April 12, 2011
Okie dokie.
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