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I'd like to share what I know about: Romance, Comedy, Coffee, Humor, Poetry

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Writer. Amazon reviewer. Humorist & poet. Friend of coffee & romance. Teller of tales, weaver of whimsy. Playful literary adventurer. Contact me so I can review your stuff.


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reviewed Bodum Chocolatiere Glass Hot Chocolat.... January 23, 2011
Bodum Chocolatiere Glass Hot Chocolate
Wrapped securely in giant bubble wrap, in a box within a box, she, my Bodum Chocolatiere, rested comfortably in a packaged womb as she found her way into my home. Her curves were undeniable, more svelte …
reviewed Kitchen Stories. January 23, 2011
posted in Movie Hype
Kitchen Stories
Isak did not care to speak to Folke. Folke was not to speak to Isak. Such were the rules unspoken and otherwise. This is "Kitchen Stories," or, as this movie is known in Norway, "Salmer …
reviewed Ratatouille. January 19, 2011
posted in Movie Hype
All great recipes, whether the provincial peasant dish ratatouille (a vegetable stew), or the greatest and newest dish by Charlie Trotter, draw from the ordinary. Such is the romance of eating. It is …
reviewed Pyrex Prepware 2-Cup Measuring Cup, C.... January 16, 2011
Pyrex Prepware 2-Cup Measuring Cup, Clear with Red
   A Pyrex Prepware 2-Cup Measuring Cup left on the counter of my company's kitchen took a Friday from agony to survival.      One Friday workday after sunset was only …
reviewed Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce. December 25, 2010
Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce
My name never carried well across the neighborhood to the yard where I most often struck out at the plate. Sound, as is the case with many a young boy, was only one way to call me.      …
reviewed Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. December 25, 2010
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese beckons back to lonely days running home at lunchtime. As I lay heart-strewn and crying about the harsh rejection meted upon me by the fairest of the playground beauties, soft …
reviewed Plink Garbage Disposal Cleaner and De.... December 13, 2010
Plink Garbage Disposal Cleaner and Deodorizer- Lavender
   Gone for a weekend, I found my decision to send chicken skin down the garbage disposal poor. The hallway to my apartment filled with the egregious odor as quickly as I opened the door. Inside, …
reviewed Babette's Feast. December 09, 2010
Babette's Feast
Some might say "Babette's Feast" symbolically begins when Babette plans to make a meal only princes have enjoyed before.      The story, and its subsequent message of …
reviewed Toastmaster 1119 Push-Button Electric.... December 09, 2010
Toastmaster 1119 Push-Button Electric Coffee and
We spend mornings together. Evenings are better spent separately, but mornings are when our friendship is the most piqued and perky. At about 6:00 a.m. I awake all haggard and gravel-voiced, not seeing …
reviewed 84 Charing Cross Road. November 29, 2010
84 Charing Cross Road
In these days of e-books, and bland books constructed from franchised ideas and formulas, we are presented "84 Charing Cross Road," a story about a relationship begun because of a mutual love …
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January 20, 2011
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January 20, 2011
Hi, Brockeim! Happy New Yera and welcome to the Cafe Libri Lunch Community! All types of reading related reviews, lists and quick tips are welcomed here.  We look forward to your contributions!  Feel free to read, rate, and comment on other reviews, too.  Members welcome the feedback!  

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    January 17, 2011
    Hey Brockeim...glad to see you here on Lunch and thanks for the follow! I'm one of the Community Managers on here, so if you need any help/have any questions, feel free to let me know :)
    January 17, 2011
    Still learning how this works, Not sure what questions I have, or how, as time moves forward, how to manage more reviews and such. As you can see, I take a slightly different approach to reviewing, and am happy to see the bounty of kind of feedback already.
    January 18, 2011
    I really enjoy your review style, more prose/poetic tinge to it with stories of yourself thrown in. I'm glad that you're enjoying the feedback, that's my favorite part of Lunch too- a lot of great people on here to share your opinions and knowledge with! Well, if any questions pop up, feel free to let me know, I'm here to help!
    October 14, 2010
    Looking forward to your reviews!
    November 29, 2010
    Finally got started with this.
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