A Christmas List for a Grown Man
I'm 34 years old and yes, I'm making a Christmas list. You see, my wife and relatives often ask "what do you want for Christmas" and my response is inveitably that I don't want anything. This year, after being asked again, I thought "screw it", I'm making a list. But now that I've made my list, If I don't get all of these items, Christmas will be ruined.