Star Rating: In late 1979, at the height of the Iranian Revolution, fifty-two Americans were taken prisoner and held hostage by Islamic militants after they seized … more
Star Rating: Most American audiences are unlikely to be aware of the controversy that surrounded War of the Buttons in its native France over a year ago, namely that … more
Star Rating: Am I alone in expressing utter disbelief that Atlas Shrugged: Part II somehow crawled out from under the wreckage of its predecessor and found its way … more
Star Rating: It can be argued that Here Comes the Boom has its heart in the right place. That doesn’t change the fact that it plays like a cross between a second-tier … more
Star Rating: That Seven Psychopaths is twisted, there can be no question. As to whether or not it’s successful, that’s open for debate. Here is a movie … more
Star Rating: Alex Cross doesn’t work as a film, although it does prove that Tyler Perry can be a successful leading man in projects he has no creative and/or … more
Star Rating: Paranormal Activity 4 is a contrived, unoriginal, unmotivated effort that cruelly belabors an already exhausted premise. This comes after I begrudgingly … more
Star Rating: Of the countless imitators The Blair Witch Project has spawned, Bigfoot: The Lost Coast Tapes is probably the closest there is to a full-blown rip off. … more
Star Rating: Sinister breaks no new ground as a supernatural horror movie, but it’s wonderfully atmospheric, it has a couple of really good scares, and it … more
Star Rating: With any luck at all, the experience of watching 3, 2, 1... Frankie Go Boom will be the closest I ever get to being the only sane person trapped within … more
Star Rating: For the first hour or so of Smiley, I was anxious to review it, as I truly believed it was a parody cleverly masquerading as an underachieving teen slasher … more
Star Rating: Tim Burton’s Frankenweenie, a feature-length remake of his 1984 live-action short, is likely to ignite debate over how appropriate it is for younger … more
Star Rating: My main issue with the original Taken was the inconsistency in tone, namely the wild shifts between serious drama and escapist action entertainment. … more
Star Rating: Lee Daniels’ The Paperboy has the pulpy grit of a lurid Southern gothic crime thriller, but it lacks a plot significant enough to completely hold … more
Star Rating: Of the ten credited directors of V/H/S, a combination of a found footage mockumentary and an anthology horror film, nine of them have prior filmmaking … more
Star Rating: According to Wikipedia, the script for Butter placed third on Leonard Franklin’s 2008 blacklist of Hollywood’s most popular unproduced screenplays. … more
Star Rating: Looper is one of the few time travel fables that didn’t have me scratching my head in utter confusion. Writer/director Rian Johnson doesn’t … more
Star Rating: I felt a small victory at the end of Hotel Transylvania, for it proved that I was right to hold out hope for an Adam Sandler movie that worked. Having … more
Star Rating: Joe Dante’s The Hole is being billed as a horror film the whole family will love. I could not disagree with this assessment more. Atmospherically, … more
Star Rating: Solomon Kane is a film divided, at odds with itself over the need to be equal parts a morality play and a sword-and-sorcery action/adventure film. Although … more
Star Rating: House at the End of the Street is pretty much everything I expected, and no more – an atmospheric teen thriller that gets in a few good scares … more
Star Rating: There’s a scene in The Rocky Horror Picture Show in which the Janet Weiss character seduces the muscle-bound Rocky through song and physical gestures, … more
Star Rating: While harmless and well intentioned, Trouble with the Curve tells a story that isn’t worthy of the talent involved – star/producer Clint … more
Star Rating: Earlier this year saw the release of Chronicle, which proved that the concept of the found footage mockumentary could be applied to a supernatural teenage … more
Star Rating: One of the biggest complaints fans had with 1995’s Judge Dredd was that the title character, played by Sylvester Stallone, wasn’t wearing … more
Star Rating: In 2008, Massachusetts’ Gloucester High School drew international attention when it was reported that seventeen of its students had become pregnant … more
Star Rating: My tendency to be forgiving of romantic comedies has been faulted by many, and perhaps I am too forgiving. If any of my critics are reading this right … more
Star Rating: I would guess that Paul Thomas Anderson’s The Master would be just as intriguing, just as mysterious, and just as unnerving if there had never … more
Star Rating: The central character of Arbitrage is Robert Miller (Richard Gere), a billionaire hedge-fund tycoon from New York. The film paints a portrait of a very … more
Star Rating: Finding Nemo is the latest Disney movie to be retrieved from the vaults and given a 3D rerelease. Although the conversion was unnecessary, as it has … more
Star Rating: Because I was homeschooled my senior year of high school, reunions have not been and never will be in the cards for me. Does this leave me ill prepared … more
Star Rating: In the best possible sense, The Words may not be about what we think it’s about. It could very well be the story of a man who steals another man’s … more
Star Rating: In the annals of spy thrillers, there is no MacGuffin more reliable than a briefcase with unknown contents. The Cold Light of Day features such a MacGuffin … more
Star Rating: Having not seen a single episode of the British sitcom The Inbetweeners – for that matter, having not heard of it until just a few weeks ago – … more
Star Rating: I have not seen every zombie movie ever made, but I’m fairly sure there has never been one in which the zombies are stopped dead in their tracks … more
Star Rating: Branded makes a strong case for why wonky conspiracy theories should never, ever serve as the foundation of a screenplay. This movie is bizarre, self … more
Star Rating: The first mistake made with Bachelorette was telling it from the wrong perspective. The plot involves a wedding for an overweight woman whose size made … more
Star Rating: Immediately after the opening credits of The Victim, the phrase “Based on a true story” flickers to life like a neon sign over a shot of … more
Star Rating: Only once in her life was Elizabeth Hunter (Charlotte Rampling) reduced to a state of humility. It was many years ago, after her beachside summer home … more