Star Rating: That Seven Psychopaths is twisted, there can be no question. As to whether or not it’s successful, that’s open for debate. Here is a movie … more
Star Rating: Alex Cross doesn’t work as a film, although it does prove that Tyler Perry can be a successful leading man in projects he has no creative and/or … more
Star Rating: Paranormal Activity 4 is a contrived, unoriginal, unmotivated effort that cruelly belabors an already exhausted premise. This comes after I begrudgingly … more
Star Rating: Of the countless imitators The Blair Witch Project has spawned, Bigfoot: The Lost Coast Tapes is probably the closest there is to a full-blown rip off. … more
Star Rating: Tim Burton’s Frankenweenie, a feature-length remake of his 1984 live-action short, is likely to ignite debate over how appropriate it is for younger … more
Star Rating: My main issue with the original Taken was the inconsistency in tone, namely the wild shifts between serious drama and escapist action entertainment. … more
Star Rating: Looper is one of the few time travel fables that didn’t have me scratching my head in utter confusion. Writer/director Rian Johnson doesn’t … more
Star Rating: Solomon Kane is a film divided, at odds with itself over the need to be equal parts a morality play and a sword-and-sorcery action/adventure film. Although … more
Star Rating: One of the biggest complaints fans had with 1995’s Judge Dredd was that the title character, played by Sylvester Stallone, wasn’t wearing … more
Star Rating: Because I was homeschooled my senior year of high school, reunions have not been and never will be in the cards for me. Does this leave me ill prepared … more
Star Rating: In the annals of spy thrillers, there is no MacGuffin more reliable than a briefcase with unknown contents. The Cold Light of Day features such a MacGuffin … more
Star Rating: I have not seen every zombie movie ever made, but I’m fairly sure there has never been one in which the zombies are stopped dead in their tracks … more
Star Rating: Branded makes a strong case for why wonky conspiracy theories should never, ever serve as the foundation of a screenplay. This movie is bizarre, self … more
Star Rating: For a Good Time, Call... exemplifies yet again why female-driven raunchy comedies tend to work better than those that are male-driven. If you think about … more
Star Rating: Lawless is a triumph of tone and setting, the gritty underworld of prohibition-era Virginia examined with meticulous and sometimes painful detail. This … more
Star Rating: Premium Rush is one hell of a ride – an action thriller, a chase spectacle, a mystery, and a tale of international intrigue all rolled into one … more
Star Rating: The ads for The Apparition tell us it’s about how believing in supernatural events can make them real. The finished film, on the other hand, never … more
Star Rating: Robot & Frank is a wasted opportunity, the chance to intelligently examine the scientific and ethical notions of robotics disregarded in favor of … more
Star Rating: Watching The Expendables 2, I was repeatedly reminded of the Julie Brown single “I Like ‘em Big and Stupid,” a 1980s synthpop novelty … more
Star Rating: Nine times out of ten, debating a film’s appropriateness for children is utterly pointless. But in the case of ParaNorman, a 3D stop-motion animated … more
Star Rating: Four years ago, in the months leading to the election of Barack Obama, the film Swing Vote was released, a political satire in which the outcome of a … more
Star Rating: The Imposter plays like a particularly good episode of Unsolved Mysteries, not just because actual documentary footage is interspersed with reenactments, … more
Star Rating: Last summer saw the release of Jon Favreau’s Cowboys & Aliens, a film that quite inexplicably found the right balance between a science fiction … more
Star Rating: The premise of Sacrifice does not sit well with me, but then again, perhaps that was the intention. Taking place in ancient China, it tells the melodramatic … more
Star Rating: Ruby Sparks begins as a great feat of imagination, transitions into a charming and witty romantic comedy, and ends as an intelligent commentary on the … more
Star Rating: True to current cinematic trends, Takashi Miike’s Hara-Kiri: Death of a Samurai has been released in 3D. There’s no real reason this process … more
Star Rating: There are two problems that prevented Collaborator from being the thought-provoking character study it so clearly wanted to be. Firstly, writer/director/star … more
Star Rating: Late 2010 saw the theatrical release of Scrat’s Continental Crack-Up, an animated short in which Scrat, the prehistoric squirrel from the Ice Age … more
Star Rating: The Book of Timothy teaches us that money is the root of all evil. Easy Money tells the story of three men who do evil things in the pursuit of money. … more
Star Rating: Although the convoluted plot, the shocking depictions of violence, and the heavy reliance on dialogue and character all suggest a rich, complicated film, … more
Star Rating: Going into Ted, I fully expected a raunchy comedy. What I wasn’t at all expecting was a very sweet, very compelling coming of age story, one that … more
Star Rating: I suppose it doesn’t much matter that the machinery at work in People Like Us becomes visible fairly early on. Like countless other movies about … more
Star Rating: After taking a slight misstep last summer with the amusing but superficial Cars 2, the creative teams at Disney/Pixar have thoroughly redeemed themselves. … more
Star Rating: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Don’t you just love a title that plainly spells it all out for you? Say it to yourself, and you’re instantly … more
Star Rating: Seeking a Friend for the End of the World is nowhere near as funny as it has been made to seem, which actually works in its favor. The film is at its … more
Star Rating: Adam Shankman’s Rock of Ages reveals the inherent problem with jukebox musicals, namely that story is formulated around songs as opposed to the … more
Star Rating: Why do I go into Adam Sandler movies with the hope that each new offering will be the one that redeems him as an actor, a writer, and a producer? You’d … more
Star Rating: Up until now, whenever I said that a film is like a sitcom, I always meant it in a negative context. I now realize how shortsighted that was on my part, … more
Star Rating: The greatest pleasure of Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted is that it’s nothing more or less than what it is. There is not a scene, a character, … more