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Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile November 02, 2011
Boogah Boogah-rapid fire eye gouges with donuts!!!
November 02, 2011
Bites jugular vein.
January 19, 2012
ahem. Nolan is going to direct a new version of this one:

biting jugular vein yet?
January 23, 2012
Nah, that's just silliness. Nolan is going to deliver. It won't be as good as the first two, but it will still kick ass.
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile October 31, 2011

I made a Halloween tag for you guys, but for some reason Sean, your address wouldn't go into the Message thingie to send it - so I'll give it to ya in person....Happy Halloween!!!
November 01, 2011
Very cool.
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile September 16, 2011
ahem....just wanted to stop by and greet you HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

September 16, 2011
LOL! I should drown you in syrup for being so evil! But it'd probably be easier to drown the cute cartoon animals.
October 06, 2011
being drowned in syrup...wow!! I get to eat and drink my way out...LOL
October 07, 2011
Um, syrup is pretty sticky and thick, so if there's enough for you to be submerged, I don't think you could swim in it much less eat or drink your way out before dying of exhaustion. Want me to throw you a glazed doughnut as a life preserver?
October 07, 2011
that sounds dee-licious.
October 07, 2011
Wow, you must have a death wish if you plan to eat your life preserver. ; )
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile September 09, 2011
Did I tell you I have a new e-mail address now? Have you checked out Alex's Long Fist form from the tournament? It's on facebook. He won 1st place with it. He won 3 first place medals with 3 different forms.
September 09, 2011
Nope, I'll do that today. And you mentioned before you needed to get a new e-mail, but you haven't sent me one so I can add it to my contacts.
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile August 03, 2011
Here's one of the reviews that I was working on that I spoke with you earlier about. Enjoy! http://www.lunch.com/ASIANatomy/reviews/movi...ugged_a_bug_today_.html
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile June 25, 2011
Hi, Count. Thought I'd stop by while I was over here. So you've been sick? Hope you're coming out of it.
June 26, 2011
Yeah, I'm waiting for blood test results to come back. I'm pretty sure it's Lyme disease or possibly Fibromyalgia. Whatever it is, it's winning. All I've had energy for is sleeping and watching TV.
July 12, 2011
Wow! So Lyme disease is similar to fibromyalgia in its symptomology? You have my sympathy then. Way back when they were treating me for the fibro too. It was a lot less fun than when I had mono. They just ran a bunch of blood tests on me too. I'm dehydrated, malnourished, have several vitamin deficiencies, and my RBC is too high. Odd because I've always tended to be anemic. So now I have to get monthly shots
July 12, 2011
And I still don't know what it is. I've had two rounds of blood work, two physicals, and they've cross-checked my symptoms with numerous health issues (Lyme disease, Fibromyalgia, Lupus, West Nile Virus, and others) and they still don't know what it is. It's frustrating as hell though because at this point it's cost me my job and now I don't have money for doctor's appointments or further testing with specialists.
July 12, 2011
I'll assume that you don't have a sore throat so it's not mono. They would have eliminated that easily enough. The bad thing about mono is that you just have to wait for several months for it to go away, The worst thing is that it will probably recur in your 60s or 70s. Do you have anything like a free clinic up there? Some times you have to travel a bit to get to them, but sometimes the doctors there are better than some specialists.
July 12, 2011
Nope, no free clinics unless you're a battered or abused woman and child.
July 12, 2011
Too bad. Maybe if you went to the next state?
July 12, 2011
I just want a good-old-fashioned body swap.
July 12, 2011
I hear ya.
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile June 06, 2011
Here's a new review I think you will like. It's being featured in Cafe Libri: http://community.cafelibri.com/reviews/d/Use...ost_in_Translation.html
June 07, 2011
June 08, 2011
Still loving that word. :)
June 15, 2011
June 17, 2011
lol! Nice drawl!
July 07, 2011
July 07, 2011
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile June 17, 2011
@ wrote a review about a leadership book. Since we are leaders here on the Lunch Community, thought you would enjoy it: http://community.cafelibri.com/reviews/d/Use..._a_Multiplicity_of.html
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile May 25, 2011
I hope you are feeling better from your cold. I read that you weren't doing well on FB. I'm around if you want to talk. Take care of yourself!
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile May 18, 2011
I'll sleep when I'm dead. How're you doing sir?
May 18, 2011
Just riding the spiral. Sometimes up. Sometimes down.
May 25, 2011
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile May 20, 2011
as for your status update, you need help from your resident delusional thunder god?
May 20, 2011
Nope, New England needs help from Apollo, the Sun God.
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile May 01, 2011
Great job on the looks of your communities. My favorites are the Vampire's and Friends and Fans of Fantasy. They all look nice!
May 02, 2011
Thanks. I plan on spicing them up a bit more with graphics and perhaps custom logos too.
May 04, 2011
Cools! Good luck with it all!
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile April 08, 2011
I'm logged on YIM if you want to chat. I will be there for maybe 20+ minutes if you want to chat.
April 08, 2011
Thanks, but I'm pretty exhausted. Had a migraine today. How are things going with your cat and your dad? Will you be around next week?
April 11, 2011
Ok, no problem. I hope you are feeling better from the migraine. Cat got a clean bill of health from the vet at his last visit, so we think things will return to normal with him. Dad is recovering. He's still having troubles swallowing and remembering how to say certain things, and he's getting bad migraines too. He's regained his mobility, though. He's got an appointment with a neurologist scheduled and then he needs to schedule something with a speech therapist. I am leaving tomorrow afternoon to return home, but we are coming back to town on Friday because it's our grandmother's 90th birthday party. You should be able to catch me on and off. Just shoot me an email. I've been logging onto YIM.
April 11, 2011
Okay. I probably won't be on too much this week until maybe Thurs. or Fri. since I'm making major progress on two of my essays and I'm trying my hardest to focus and be productive while I'm in the right state of mind. Hopefully, I'll have one essay posted by Friday and the next one the Wednesday after this week. So glad that both your cat and dad are showing signs of improvement. You must be so relieved. Things were kind of hitting the fan there for a while. Take care. : )
April 12, 2011
Hey, Adri, how is your Dad? Haven't heard from you in awhile....
April 12, 2011
@: Congrats on all your progress! Good luck! Send me the link when it's done, and I will be sure to read it.

Maybe we will catch each other either Thursday or Friday. We leave again on Friday, so the best bet would be Thursday.

Yes, they were. And yes, I am feeling more relieved. I just hope my mom can manage by herself. I wish I could have stayed longer to help.

@: Dad's doing a ton better. He regained all mobility on his left side minus his mouth and throat, which he's still having difficulty from. He's lost 11 lbs from his new all puree diet, but the doctor wants him to reintegrate solid foods slowly. He will start off with finely chopped items. He has a neurologist appointment and needs to schedule an appointment with the speech therapist because of difficulty talking still. I'm so proud of my dad. He's such a fighter! I think he will pull through. We watched a couple of movies together when I was in town, and just spent time being with each other when I wasn't running errands for medicines or food.
April 17, 2011
that is great that your dad's slowly pulling through. That is a testament to the strength of the human spirit. Hang in there!
April 18, 2011
I agree! He has his good days and his bad days. He just needs to take it one day at a time.
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile April 08, 2011
Hey there- just wanted to let you know I moved your Tolkien COL from Misc. to Books, so people can find it easier and added some tags which ended up adding 9 reviews for ya ;p
April 08, 2011
Thanks, Sam. Can it still be considered a book community when it also covers films, art, music, and collectibles based on Tolkien's Middle-earth? I wasn't sure. LOL! That's why I left a few of my communities under miscellaneous. There wasn't a category for multiple mediums like that.
April 08, 2011
This is true. I'll put it back in Miscellaneous!
April 08, 2011
You don't have to if you don't want to. I just wasn't sure what to categorize it as. I had the same issue with my Friends and Fans of Fantasy and The Vampire Historians communities. I guess that's the trouble I got myself into when I created communities that are on the one hand a niche unto themselves and on the other hand encompass multiple mediums. LOL!
April 08, 2011
We should have some kind of a multiples category or something ;p I have the same issue with my Hip Hop Community, it's better to encompass more than one thing, I think!
April 08, 2011
Exactly! Could we choose maybe 2 or 3 categories per community as focuses?
April 08, 2011
I'll put a note into the team and see what they can think up- maybe a primary category and then, a sub category!
April 08, 2011
That'd be nice. I'm so glad that they made it so films and books can be listed under multiple genres. That was a huge help! : )
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile March 22, 2011
Here is a community on film noir that I thought you might enjoy: http://www.lunch.com/Hollow_hearts
March 22, 2011
ok, Orlok, where is that essay about "Love"? I wanted to sell it for big bucks-$ 2.99 a copy....
March 22, 2011
I deleted it like I said I was going to.
March 22, 2011
I told you people would miss it, lol! Or if I didn't, I meant to. :-P
March 22, 2011
Nope, just Will and he doesn't count as people so much as person.
March 23, 2011
LOL! I missed it! :-P
March 23, 2011
I told you where you could find it elsewhere.
March 24, 2011
I know. Super slow. Will make my way over there eventually.
March 28, 2011
yup I don't count as people or person since I am the god of awesome. ;)
March 28, 2011
God of delusions more like. ; )
March 29, 2011
delusions are the ingredient of awesomeness.
March 29, 2011
And apparently forgetfulness too. LOL! Dude, you forgot to e-mail me your address.
March 31, 2011
Hey, Sean I remember enough to know you like Tod Browning...check this out:http://www.lunch.com/reviews/movie/UserRevie...ortrait_of_freaks_.html
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile March 03, 2011
Nice talking with you, kiddo, and keep your chin up. See you tomorrow! ;)
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile February 01, 2011
coolness. you switched back to the tree hugger profile pic. Makes you seem more environmentally friendly.... ;)
February 01, 2011
I am regardless. LOL!
February 03, 2011
check out my new review for REALITY INKED--http://lunch.com/t/66rv
February 06, 2011
So, how many more issues of "Scarlet" are there going to be?
February 06, 2011
It is a 12-issue maxi-series. With one issue being a full epilogue; so 13 total.
February 06, 2011
Sweet. I can't wait for the TPB. That I know I will be buying. Hopefully it doesn't set me back to much.
February 07, 2011
I think the trade paperback will be in 2 volumes. With a coming collected hardcover later. It is usually the case with bi-monthly series.
February 11, 2011
I wonder what the suggested retail will be...
February 22, 2011
nice new pic...what is up with the grin?
February 22, 2011
No idea. I'm not smiling now. Maybe I should change it to something more sombre.
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile January 20, 2011
Can you try merging the Incubus Dreams book by Laurell K. Hamilton? It wasn't working for me, so I wondered if someone else could try to do it. THANKS!
January 20, 2011
Done. : )
January 20, 2011
Thank you so much! You are a life-saver! :)
January 21, 2011
Not really. You're thinking of a circular floating device kept on boats. ; )
January 21, 2011
Or a small confectionery candy that comes in a variety of flavors and has a hole strategically placed at its center so that if a person accidentally swallows said candy then they can still breathe through the hole.
January 21, 2011
You're such a goofball!
January 21, 2011
My sense of humor seems to have been affected by the cold. I have permanent brain-freeze!
January 21, 2011
Yum, yum. Brain freeze!
January 21, 2011
My vegan brain does not make vegan pudding! LMAO! Another example of bad humor. Someone should stop me.
January 21, 2011
Never! Too much fun to let you go on and on. :)
February 07, 2011
Vegan pudding? You know what I had the other day: vegan fruit-oatmeal scone!
February 10, 2011
Sounds yummy, William. :)
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile December 07, 2010
as for your status update, are you ever going to review those comics?
December 07, 2010
Probably not here. I'd have to include a lot of the art (which is probably too violent for here) and a lot of naughty language. LOL!
December 07, 2010
well, you know my review of it was pretty mature and I didn't get flagged or anything...
December 07, 2010
Well, I don't think I would show the same level of restraint that you did. ; )
December 07, 2010
the movie is an easy review since it was wimpy when compared to the comic.
December 07, 2010
It wasn't wimpy. They just focused more on humor than on violence.
December 08, 2010
nah.....it was good (because I read the material) but wimpy and stereotypical. A total 180 degree from the theme of the source material. It shouldn't been that upbeat, it should've been darker and more dramatic. That's why some people saw the movie as a glorification of kids being violent, because H-wood was stupid. I really started disliking the movie after I watched it again....the director didn't even read or understand the source material it seems.
December 08, 2010
Oh, I think he did. Mark Millar was happy with it and in a lot of ways I think the film improved on the book. For example, had the film been as bloody as the book it would have felt like "Kill Bill" and then the danger to the kids wouldn't have been serious enough. Where the film failed somewhat for me was the relationship between Big Daddy and Hit Girl, which was much more fleshed out in the book (especially the fact that Big Daddy made up the whole origin story involving the mother).
December 13, 2010
well, a lot of things in the movie bothered me. Dave getting the girl?! so H-wood!
December 13, 2010
Yeah, that did bug me, but it could be easily fixed by having her dump in the first few scenes of the next film. I was more bummed by Big Daddy's outfit and that they made him less crazy by having the stuff he told Mindy turn out to be true, whereas in the book he made it all up. Out of curiosity, why did they change the last name from Genovese to D'Amico? That minor change didn't hurt the film, but it seemed kind of unnecessary. What do you think of Red Mist's new name?
December 17, 2010
January 30, 2011
The D-Amico is a play on a certain Sicilian mob boss I think. As for RED MIST'S new name, you are about to find out once I review the entire series....
January 30, 2011
So, the whole "Kick-Ass 2" storyline is already over? Wow, that was fast. I like Red Mist's new name, though he can't live up to it since Dave's mom is already dead.
Posted to Count_Orlok_22's profile January 09, 2011
as for the status update, don't blame the cookies, blame your mouth LOL!
January 09, 2011
Yes, but if the cookies weren't there then I wouldn't have to eat them! ; )
January 09, 2011
say what? (me munching on some fresh black and white cookies) chew chew...
January 09, 2011
Check out the trailer for "Black Death"...
January 11, 2011
nice new profile pic. and check out my new review in your fantasy community.
January 11, 2011
I did. I think... It was for "Beowulf" right?
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