I recall when the first Pirates of the Caribbean came out that I thought it would be a terrible movie. In the first place it was based on a theme park ride. And in the second place it had a horrible title. When I saw it, however, I was pleasantly surprised. I enjoyed the clever and witty dialog and I enjoyed the simple, yet fun story. And best of all, Johnny Depp played one of the most memorable characters in recent cinema: Jack Sparrow. It was only a matter of time before they came up with a sequel for the 2003 film because it became a box office juggernaut. Admittedly enough, I rather enjoyed Dead Man's Chest. The action was more fun and more intense, but it lost that charm of the first one: The clever dialog and witty banter. At World's End turned out to be a convoluted mess. Still, Pirates of the Caribbean turned out to be a lucrative franchise. And--judging by the box office opening this weekend--still is.
On Stranger Tides comes as no surprise. There is one thing that On Stranger Tides has going from the get go. It isn't a film that was split into two parts as Dead Man's Chest and At World's End was. It's a self contained story. Which is something that is surely going to help Pirates of the Caribbean more than harm it at this point. The story is also simpler, leaving you with far fewer questions and a much easier tale to swallow. For the most part it plays it safe and compared to how over the top and disastrous At World's End turned out to be, this isn't a bad thing. In fact, it's rather relieving.
The film begins with Jack Sparrow narrowly escaping incarceration in London. This time he is on a search for The Fountain of Youth. His nemesis is a pirate named Blackbeard played very well by Ian McShane and he teams up with Blackbeard's daughter Angelica (played by Penelope Cruz). It's a rather simple story. Blackbeard wants to find the fountain of youth so that he can go against fate. The King of England also wants to find the Fountain and Barbosa--now a privateer who serves the king--is hired to do it. And Jack? Some unrequited love, of course. Will and Elizabeth Swan are not here for this adventure (and I'm one of the few who sees this as a plus). But these aren't the only parties after the fountain. So is the Spanish army. This may seem like the film is overstuffed, but as I said, it plays it rather safe will all this. It doesn't actually juggle all this too much because it's much more straightforward with its story. There's an upside and a downside to the approach that On Stranger Tides does.
The upside is that the film isn't biting off more than it can chew. Part of why things just seemed so overstuffed and confusing with At World's End was because there was not much of a plot to Dead Man's Chest and it was used as a film to get us to the events of At World's End. Thus, At World's End had to stuff more plot than the one movie itself was able to hold... introducing twists out of the blue and trying the "Bigger is better" gambit--meaning much more glorious CGI and the like. The end result was a three hour long film that by the time you walk out of the theater you had to take a moment to reexamine what you saw. As a result, At World's End became needlessly confusing because it had to cover so much ground. On Stranger Tides avoids all this. There may be a moment or two that doesn't make sense, but the plot is constructed in such a way that you won't find yourself lost. And if you are, it's only a matter of time before the movie provides an answer.
The downside is that everything is toned down, and it never does the things which made the original Curse of the Black Pearl so amusing to begin with. The dialog and witty banter that made the first one so memorable doesn't seem like it's ever coming back. There are a couple of funny moments but they don't particularly come from clever dialog. There are some comedic moments, however, that are truly golden. Particularly Jack's escape from London (in which part of it involves him just having to have a dessert that's stuck to a chandelier). The movie doesn't actually begin to feel like what we experienced in the original Pirates until Geoffrey Rush and Johnny Depp are on screen together. There Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny play on one another never ceases to be old.
The other thing that's not so amusing is Blackbeard himself. He's played very well by Ian McShane but he's no where near as charming or as amusing as Barbosa was in the first film... and isn't nearly as terrifying as Davy Jones. In terms of toning things down and simplifying, this is one instance where On Stranger Tides back peddled a little too far. Blackbeard just isn't that interesting. About the only thing that stands firm is that he's a selfish brute. But aside from that there isn't much that he does to make you believe he's actually a villain. Likewise, while Angelica is certainly pretty, she's just as uninteresting as Blackbeard. But she's pretty much your replacement for Elizabeth--who was also an unusually boring character as well. Angelica might be worse, however, because she suffers from the same pitfall as Elizabeth... she's the only goddamn woman in the movie. I suppose in a film with this much testosterone teenage boys had to have something pretty to look at besides other men. And she's a fairly flat character all on her own.
Which is why it's somewhat tough to review the film. The other thing that also comes off as toned down is that all the stunts and all the action sequences are also a little overly simplistic. As I mentioned (as I'm sure you might've read in Woopak's review) a lot of the film is simplified. It was as though they were afraid to go the extra mile. In one scene where Blackbeard throws a crew member overboard for being on watch for a failed mutiny the film waste a perfectly good moment to show whether or not Blackbeard can be scary or come off as threatening. But the scene is a letdown. You don't necessarily need something like The Kraken, but it would've been nice if the film gave us some reason to see Blackbeard as a reasonable threat.
But Blackbeard and Angelica have their place in the story at least. And Ian McShane is charming enough that you can at least tolerate blackbeard. And I suppose Penelope Cruz isn't so bad (at least she's not the token female character like Elizabeth Swan, there are actually mermaids in the film--albeit you might think Anne Rice created them just before she found Jesus).
What is unforgiveable, however, is that the Spanish Army are all a bunch of throwaway characters. There are times when watching that I couldn't figure out why they were of any importance at all. We don't even learn the captain's name and he's very integral to the plot. If Blackbeard and Angelica aren't that interesting, the Spanish Army is downright boring and forgettable.
Yet the movie is actually a lot of fun. Johnny Depp and Geoffrey Rush more or less save the film from being a boring outing because they're so good. The second half in particular actually really picks up and more than makes up for the first half which only has a couple of good moments. In short, if you actually liked the first one you might actually enjoy this one quite a bit. There's not a lot of interest in it, but it's definitely a lot of fun. It's the closest to the first movie most of us who loved it the most will get. It may have the witty dialog and the stunts may have been simplified, but looking at the glass half full it means the film itself and the plot isn't over reaching by any means. In short, in spite of some of my harsh criticisms, this is some of the most fun I've had with Pirates of the Caribbean in years because it's not trying too hard to be bigger, better and more glamorous... but is just striving to be entertaining. It succeeds. There's not much forgettable, but it showcases some good fun and humor from time to time. Especially in the second half.
If you were disappointed with At World's End you may find On Stranger Tides to be redeeming as it tries very hard to go back to what made the first one work. It gets about halfway there... but that's still better than trying to go too far in the opposite direction.
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