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The Last Airbender (2010)

A movie directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

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He's a bender!

  • Aug 30, 2010
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If for no other reason, The Last Airbender will bomb in British cinemas for a very childish one: someone forgot to research local playground slang.

At a moment of critical plot exposition early in the film a character motions to the mysteriously tattooed child Aang, who has just demonstrated awe-inspiring mystical skills, and portentously asks an elder:"when did you realise he was a bender?"

What little spell director M. Night Shyamalan had mustered was broken, and the theatre burst into guffaws of laughter. (Those not familiar with British schoolboy dialect need only note that "bender" generally isn't taken as a generic reference to those who are skilled at bending things.)

Now it would be a real pity, were this a film of great (or even a little) merit, for an otherwise meaningful cinema experience to be ruined by such a careless and unfortunate error. But it isn't a great pity. This isn't a single error. It's indicative of the whole film.

I tried hard to find positives in The Last Airbender, which has already received a roasting back home, for every film deserves the benefit of the doubt. But doubts are few and far between. I got as far as scraping the "nice set design" and "impressive surround-sound rendering" barrels just to think of something nice to say.

The Last Airbender is a sub-Harryhausen car-crash of a movie. It has none of the adeptness, inventiveness or creepiness Shyamalan demonstrated in the Sixth Sense (or even in the flawed Signs).

The plot is somewhere between byzantine and incoherent - perhaps no surprise, as it is a condensation of something like seven hours of an animated TV series. But Shyamalan doesn't trust his own direction to handle the exposition (much less respect his audience to nut it out) and so repeatedly has his characters stop and explain what's going on in portentous, but ludicrously scripted and woodenly executed, soliloquies. That offends the first rule of film-making: show; don't tell.

Conceptually, The Last Airbender is dreadfully derivative and, by and large, of dreadful films (The Golden Compass looms large, as do The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, at least two lesser episodes of Star Wars, all three of the Matrix; the Last Emperor, Avatar and the bad bits of Lord of the Rings). Inexplicably, one of the beasties from Where The Wild Things Are - a large hairy, dopey monster with a platypus tail - seems to have wandered onto the set, been roped in, and given the most improbable power of flight. Whenever things look a bit touch-and-go for poor old Aang (who at some times is startlingly vulnerable, at others can effortlessly repel hoardes of attackers using only Tai-Chi) this great hairy boulder flies in from nowhere to save the day.

The universally wooden acting is almost entirely the fault of the script. This is therefore a let-off for Dev Patel and others, for there is no compelling way to say things like "your destinies are tied, Zuko". The script in turn drives a quite incoherent screenplay (you can follow it, but only by mapping it against archetypal plot formulas (for example: "this must be the bit where the hero is captured, nearly killed and then, because he has been underestimated, miraculously escapes to regroup and save the day" and so on).

The cast's general lack of acting acumen (one or two of the leads are so entirely forgettable that I honestly can't remember them) is only accentuated by the ropey choreography. From time to time whole troupes of benders break out into synchronised air-karate, in the manner of a Bollywood dance routine, only not quite in time with each other. And whenever it looks like a semblance of decorum is about to be restored, one of the characters will cry something like, "Earthbenders! Why are you acting this way?" (a question I pondered of Dev Patel on more than one occasion) or "Look! A bender!" Cue more guffaws.

To add unneeded insult to what are surely mortal injuries, during post-production someone had the bright idea of rendering the film in 3D, even though it wasn't shot that way, and so you have to watch it through blurry plastic glasses for a 3D effect that doesn't work very well in the first place.

The Last Airbender could almost have been a superb spoof. But not quite. I tried to convince myself that this was, in fact, what was going on in a last desperate attempt to give it the benefit of the doubt. But I really couldn't. The sad irony is that so little would be needed to change into the most subtle and devastating parody. A missed opportunity: perhaps Mr Shyamalan will release a director's cut.

In the mean time, masochists only need apply

Olly Buxton

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The Last Airbender is an action-adventure fantasy film released on July 2, 2010. It is a live-action film adaptation  based on the first season  of the animated television series, Avatar: The Last Airbender. The first of a planned trilogy, it will be produced by Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies. The series, influenced by Asian art, mythology and various martial arts fighting styles, was created by Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko, and was adapted by M. Night Shyamalan, who will also direct and produce the film along with Frank Marshall, Kathleen Kennedy, Sam Mercer and Scott Aversano. Filming began in mid-March 2009; the movie is scheduled to be released on July 2, 2010 in both traditional two-dimensional projectors, as well as in 3D.


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Runtime: 103 minutes
Studio: Paramount

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