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"Then blockishly mumbling with a set on countenance a piece of scurvy grace, he washed his hands in fresh wine, picked his teeth with the foot of a hog, and talked jovially with his attendants. Then the carpet being spread, they brought plenty of cards, many dice, with great store and abundance of chequers and chessboards.

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reviewed Matt Hazard. March 04
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I have no problems with video games which are parodies of video games. One of my favorite titles in the world is the original SERIOUS SAM, which I consider a landmark not only in wacky, comic imagination …
reviewed Blood. February 26
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   With a name like Blood, one would anticipate this game to be some kind of vulgar, obscene atrocity with the mere intent of attracting the attention of mindless 13 year old boys who have nothing …
reviewed Nano Breaker [PS2]. January 23
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What is it about NANO-BREAKER that's so mindbogglingly awesome? From a critical standpoint, it must be one of the most mediocre PS2 games ever made. But that hasn't stopped me from coming back …
WAY before Sonic entered the scene, Sega's most popular character was a freakish little monkey man by the name of Alex Kidd. He couldn't run fast like the legendary hedgehog and his back wasn't …
reviewed Dante's Inferno. November 19, 2013
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Dante's Inferno
This pumped up "reimagining" of one of the world's best known literary works sees Italian poet Dante Dante Alighieri remade as a hardened, scythe wielding crusader descending into the depths of hell to …
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Quick Tips
posted a Quick Tip about Stranglehold. February 26
Grindhouse Game #11: BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BLAM! BLAM!! BLAM!!   Explosions!! Hot lead!! Flying debris!! Carnage!! Isn't this what video games are all about?? The idea of turning a John Woo movie …
posted a Quick Tip about Bayonetta. February 26
Grindhouse Game #10: Bayonetta embodies everything sensational about the fantasy video game market. Overly violent, overly sexualized with a gameplay systemt that's easy to learn, but significantly difficult …
posted a Quick Tip about 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. February 26
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
Grindhouse Game #9: Shameful,shameful,shameful, shameful, shameful commercial tripe. Fellow Luncher Yusaku_Matsuda70s describes this game as being "about as far away from art as you can get." I would …
posted a Quick Tip about Shadows of the Damned. February 26
Shadows of the Damned
Grindhouse Game #8: "Now THAT is a Big Boner!"    With the exception of maybe DUKE NUKEM, I haven't encountered a video game so obsessed with a particular component of the male anatomy. …
posted a Quick Tip about Wet. February 26
Grindhouse Game #7: Ok...here we are. The ultimate Grindhouse game. Whereas most of the similarly themed games that I've played so far (following fellow Luncher Yusaku_Matsuda's list) were unintentional …
posted a Quick Tip about Duke Nukem Forever. February 26
Duke Nukem Forever
Grindhouse Game #6: One of the biggest criticisms against this game for this specific platform was that the loading times were far too long. Nowadays this can be rectified though. MAKE SURE your 360 is …
posted a Quick Tip about Deadly Premonition. February 26
Deadly Premonition
Grindhouse Game #5: Technically backwards (graphics almost look like they came from a generation ago), overlong, with an unpolished and repetitive combat system. But still, this horror/fantasy/adventure/RPG/murder …
posted a Quick Tip about Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days. February 26
Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days
Grindhouse Game #4. In contrast to mediocre filler like BULLET WITCH and ONECHANBARA, KANE & LYNCH 2 feels like a much more polished and professional product. Unfortunately, simply being technically competent …
posted a Quick Tip about Onechanbara. February 26
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Grindhouse Game #3.      I...I...I really don't know what to say about this title.      In video game terms, it felt like DEVIL MAY CRY meets DEAD OR ALIVE …
posted a Quick Tip about Bullet Witch. February 26
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Bullet Witch
Grindhouse Game #2. Good God...they still make mediocre games like this in 2007?? Broken gameplay mechanics, bad controls, (ungodly stiff aiming). extremely repetitive enemy designs, a heinously short …
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