The Final Third No Longer Counts
When this was first announced, I had trouble making up my mind about it. Now that one actually exists, I can't say I'm a fan. …
A Team for the Common Man
Like every other baseball team, the New York Mets have fielded their fair share of squads revered by their fans, teams which struck a note with follow …
Feels Like a Fever
The only material the Farrelly brothers culled from Nick Hornby's classic book was the title. I suspect the inspiration process didn't go anywhere bey …
All the Good in Baseball
So you're in the market for a baseball team, and you have a certain set of qualifications that never, ever waver: You want to have a team that wins a …
Money Talks
Billy Beane won, you know. He would hate to hear anyone say that since he never picked up a Pennant, but he won. He changed the way baseball is played …
A Better Name Would be "Screw You"
I missed almost the entire Jose Canseco era, so I'm not sure exactly what everyone seems to hate about the guy. What I know is that the hatred and dis …
It's Okay to Mess with Texas
The Texas Rangers are, if anything, a team with some very unique distinctions. Their all-time roster reads like a list of baseball legends, especially …
Definitely Minor League
Major League: Back to the Minors contains a very telling lyric in its closing song: "Our ball club may be minor league But at le …
Why I Hate the Chicago Cubs, Reason 103
There was once a brilliant spoof of this trope on Futurama: The New New York Mets (and for those not familiar with the show, "New New York" is not a t …
Laughing with Sinners
When the worst baseball teams in history are discussed, somehow the Texas Rangers get left out fairly frequently. Maybe they don't have the extended h …