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Bloodrayne: The Third Reich

1 rating: -4.0
A movie directed by Uwe Boll
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  • Mar 11, 2012

I am stunned how director Uwe Boll is still able to land a job in Hollywood. I mean, there must be something right to what he is doing so wrong. Perhaps it is a tax credit when a movie becomes a loss?

Whatever the reason, Boll makes the second sequel to the video game franchise “BloodRayne”. Not sure, where the filmmakers’ brains were at, but the film barely even muddles along. I mean, the screenplay is just so uninspired, the acting is tepid for the most part save for Clint Howard who was amusing as the mad Nazi scientist. The first BloodRayne with Kristanna Loken was bad, the second one was more of the same, this third film is just so bland and ridiculous.



I mean, it goes around without any reasoning and things happen just because Boll thought it may be cool--Natassia Malthe has a sex scene in the back of a truck just because. I thought being a rebel during a Nazi occupation meant being ‘invisible’, well, Malthe is definitely attention grabbing, she dresses like the video game character. The story is bland, but I have to admit it is fun watching Nazis get killed, and that scene in the brothel sure got my attention as Malthe displayed her bare assets.

The torture was very short at 76 minutes. I suppose staring at sexy Malthe was enough for me to endure this terrible film.

[1 Out of 5 Stars]


 
 

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March 14, 2012
I actually like Boll man, his films like "Postal", "Rampage", "Stoic" and even "Seed" all range from great to good.
 
March 12, 2012
Were that I could be so shocked by Boll's success, but so long as he, Bay, Shankman, Emmerich, Perry, etc. turn a profit, they'll continue to churn out idiotic excrement for enthusiastic bottom-feeders.

Malthe is lovely, but I don't know that she's been in a single good picture. She really should model in complete neglect of her silly acting career.
March 13, 2012
'idiotic excrement" now that is a great line LOL! Can I borrow that? Yes, Malthe hasn't had a good movie at all. The best one I think would be Skinwalkers but even that wasn't very good.
March 14, 2012
Please do!
 
March 12, 2012
Hmm. Yeah, methinks this one doesn't come all that much as a surprise.
March 13, 2012
It is rare that I have to go a negative rating on a movie.
March 13, 2012
Yeah, as I've shared with some of these media reps that contact me to do a review, I usually tell them the same for me: it's rare if I don't find something worth even modest praise ... but every now and then a real stinker gets through.
 
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