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Noah

A 2014 movie

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After the Rock Monsters, it all went downhill

  • Mar 29, 2014
Rating:
-5
*I Laughed at:

Rock People/Transformers who built the ark
Noah was a crazy killer
The animals slept for 9 months with no food or water
Noah has a buzz cut at one point
Everyone in Noah's family has a different accent
Clothing styles include pants (skinny jeans for the ladies), denim jackets, shirts with inset sleeves, and modern boots
Again, there are Rock People and they talk!

*I Liked:

It ended, finally

The director tried to make an original, artistic statement, not tell the Bible story, and ended up with an irreverent, ugly, depressing, confusing, and totally ridiculous film (with no real animals or use of the word, "God").

 




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March 30
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