The Mayans never predicted how bad this movie would be
Apr 6, 2010
I happen to enjoy "bad" movies. The types of movies with over sized anacondas or crocodiles; the movies that leave me amused at the hilarity of the Hollywood industry. Thus I was interested in seeing 2012 (mainly because I actually did enjoy "The Day After Tomorrow"). I am also pretty fascinated by any movie that aims at explaining mysterious and mythological events (IE. Mayans "predicting" the end of the world in 2012).
2012 not only ruined my penchant for bad movies but also had me wishing for giant snakes to appear. The movie was so over the top, I was actually embarrassed for paying the $4.99 VOD price tag.
The story basically rests on the idea that because the planets align in the solar system (loosely tied to the Mayans calendar), the sun shoots off these super deadly rays that "cook" the center of the earth, causing massive crust displacement (earthquakes, tsunamis, giant volcanoes, etc). Obviously this causes the end of the earth as we know it. and obviously this means the special effects team has a field day in creating absolute and complete destruction.
Here is where the movie went wrong: - too many special effects (and we thought too many was Hollywood gold) - too many "near escapes" with multiple runways collapsing as the plane barely makes it off the tar-mack - Crazy Woody Harrison - Vapid John Cusack - Crazy Russian twin children and a dog (which gets too much air time) - 1,500 meter tsunami which ironically doesn't destroy everything on earth - odd, intermingled story lines which don't resolve - odd lack of urgency when the world is ending (IE. illogical focus on one book authored by Cusack's character) - not enough focus on the actual debate surrounding 2012 and the Mayan calendar - the list goes on
I would have much rather wasted an evening watching Anaconda (with JLo) and been pleasantly entertained by the ludicrousness of it all. Save yourself the cost of this rental. The Mayans are rolling over in their graves because of the creation of this movie.
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2012 is a 2009 disaster film directed by Roland Emmerich. The film has an ensemble cast, including John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Danny Glover, Thandie Newton, Oliver Platt, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and Woody Harrelson. The film will be distributed by Columbia Pictures. Filming began in August 2008 in Vancouver. The film was released on November 11, 2009.
Now this is how you destroy the world. Roland Emmerich's2012pounces on a Nostradamus-style loophole in the Mayan calendar and rams the apocalypse through it, gleefully conjuring up an enormous amount of Saturday-matinee fun in the process. A scientist (Chiwetel Ejiofor) detects shifting continental plates and sun flares and realizes that this foretells the imminent destruction of the planet. Just as the molten lava is about to hit the fan, a novelist (John Cusack) takes his kids on a trip to Yellowstone; later he'll hook up with his ex (Amanda Peet) and her new boyfriend (Tom McCarthy) in a global journey toward safety. If there is any safety. The suitably hair-raising plot lines are punctuated--frequently, people, frequently--by visions of mayhem around the globe: the Vatican falls over, the White House is clobbered (Emmerich'sIndependence Daywas not enough on that score), and the California coastline dives into the Pacific Ocean. Unlike other action directors we could name, Emmerich actually understands how to let you see and drink in these vast special-effects vistas--and they are incredible. He also honors the old Irwin...