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A Quick Tip by JaseSea
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Jul 20, 2010
- by JaseSea
- posted in Movie Hype
Anyone who would send Bruce Willis to stop a giant meteor needs to be blown up by a giant meteor. Cheesy.
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I seen this before I had kids loved it I would watch it again
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August 21, 2009
An odd balance between nauseating patriotism and not altogether intelligent humor, I'd say the redeeming quality of this movie is that Ben Affleck is not the worst thing about it. I'm no scientist but the logical inconsistencies in this movie are so profound even a simple-minded gal such as myself was distracted by the implausibility of two thirds of the entire movie. It's a popcorn movie with big explosions and enough one-liners and crowning American Pride moments to have the masses sit through … more
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Quick Tip by jrjohnson.
August 21, 2009
i watched this movie on a plane years ago, and i'm embarrassed to say, i cried. i knew then i can't watch movies at altitude
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Pros: Steve Buscemi can make any movie better Cons: Can't decide what it wants to be The Bottom Line: Well, Aerosmith finally surpassed the sap limit. Well, good readers, here it is. The statement you'll hear once, disagree with, toss it aside and never think of again. And I should mention that, as a statement about movies, it will probably come off as a little sacreligious. Ready? Here it is: … more
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Jason Cristerna (JaseSea)
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Graphic designer from Southern California with an appreciation for cinematography, directing and soundtracks. I love all genres but especially love comedies and horrors.
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Cast:
Ben Affleck,
Steve Buscemi,
Jason Isaacs,
Liv Tyler,
Keith David,
Peter Stormare,
William Fichtner,
Bruce Willis,
Charlton Heston,
Will Patton,
John Mahon,
Jessica Steen,
Eddie Griffin,
Owen Wilson,
Udo Kier,
Billy Bob Thornton,
Clark Heathcliffe Brolly,
Michael Clarke Duncan,
Ken Campbell,
Chris Ellis,
Grayson McCouch,
Grace Zabriskie,
Marshall Teague,
Seiko Matsuda,
Lawrence Tierney,
Anthony Guidera,
Judith Hoag,
Ellen Cleghorne
Director:
Michael Bay
Genre:
Action,
Sci-Fi,
Adventure,
Fantasy
Release Date:
July 1, 1998
MPAA Rating:
PG-13
Runtime:
2hrs 30min
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