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Battle: Los Angeles (2011)

A 2011 movie directed by Jonathan Liebesman.

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An unforgivably bland and lame turd.

  • Jun 26, 2011
Rating:
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* out of ****

Every year, dozens of mediocre action movies release. Given that I believe those dozens of action films to be mediocre, I am seldom impressed by the genre. With that being said, those films are decent; mediocre, if you may. Meanwhile, Jonathan Liebesman's "Battle: Las Angeles" is just plain bad.

Why do people get paid to make movies like this one? They entertain a certain audience, sure. I get that. We all need to make money. But please...is it too much to ask for a bit of, oh you know, effort? "Battle: LA" just doesn't know the meaning of the word. I know people who think it's "not that bad". Well, I'm here to tell you that in my honest opinion, it is not that bad; it's all bad. This movie, quite frankly, sucks.

The film takes a rather unoriginal approach to its beginning scenes. It begins by showing hand-held footage of the alien invasion, and then shifts to twenty four hours before. This is where we meet the marines who descend into battlefield hell. One of them is Michael Nance (Aaron Eckhart); a friendly, determined, self-aware soldier who would willingly fight anything to save his country, his city (or Las Angeles), or his world.

This is why, when an alien invasion ensues, Michael is ready to fight until the end. And yes, he never dies. The film attempts to develop its marine characters, although the development comes off as shallow and even rushed. The rest of the film is pure cheese. It's all a bunch of explosions, a lot of noise, and a lot of bad CGI aliens.

There is little plot involved. Some people believe that there is some emotional value to be found in the product, but damn; I couldn't disagree more. What happened here is deception. The sentimentality or melodrama could be confused with real emotions, and that might just be the case. This makes the film a difficult, overlong sit-through; a bland genre picture that lacks any value pertaining to intellect or cinematic technique. It's unoriginal, laughable, and stupid. We don't give a damn about the characters, and by the half-way point, we just want it all to end.

The last time I saw an alien invasion movie this bad was when I saw "Skyline". Now, that film was even worse than "Battle: LA", but that doesn't mean this little flick is any more bearable. Honestly, what makes it decent? What makes it entertaining? The aliens mean nothing, they are poorly designed, and the CGI work is absolutely horrendous. They are not characters; they are merely savage aliens that want to harvest us. At least men like Spielberg were able to show us that maybe that's not all there is to aliens. Maybe they have human values and emotions too. But this movie could care less.

Aaron Eckhart isn't all that bad in his role, but he lacks the ability to inspire sympathy or care all-together. His character is thin as paper. Yet, Eckhart is an accomplished actor; he has been in good movies, in good roles. So why is he working with Liebesman, who hasn't made a good film in his entire life? Liebesman got a good break when he made this horrendous mistake of a movie, although I hope he knows how uninventive he is. He uses the shaky-cam excessively, as if he's freakin' married to it. The film is both a disaster narratively and emotionally. Nothing can save it, and it is one of the worst films of 2011. And there will be many. Why the hell did this film have to begin what cannot be stopped? I imagine more alien invasion films will be made, and also envision most of them sucking as much as this one. "Battle: LA" could have impressed me, but it abandons all logic, emotion, and humanity for explosions and dumb looking robotic aliens. This is one battle that no cinephile should have to fight.

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June 27, 2011
This one for me is like "caught in the moment of an invasion" so I excused the poor development of the ET's here. The characters here are caricaturish indeed, but I saw this more as a military film than a sci-fi flick. I liked it better than Independence Day though.... :) Nice review!
 
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  • Opens March 11, 2011
  • A Marine platoon faces off against an alien invasion in Los Angeles.
  • Cast: Aaron Eckhart, Michelle Rodriguez, Ramon Rodríguez, Bridget Moynahan, Ne-Yo, Michael Peña
  • Director: Jonathan Liebesman
  • Genres: Sci-Fi ActionAlien FilmScience Fiction
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