I went and saw this with my wife on opening night after some anticipation since the previews made it look pretty badass and it had Megan Fox as an old tyme whore. I don't know what the critics who said it was bad were expecting but it's about a disfigured ex Confederate turned bounty hunter who gains the ability to talk to the dead through a near death experience himself mixed with a little Indian magic. He's a crack shot who works for the highest bidder and has a hooker for a sidekick and is out for blood against the man who took his family and branded his face.
Beats a 12-year-old in a cape, leotard and pantyhose
The entire movie is filled with explosions and badassery, early into the movie there is a horse with a Gatling gun strapped on to it that sets off the tone for the entire movie which is set in post civil war America, I guess in the south and the east coast. There's lots of gunfights and explosions and John Malchovich. I'm not sure how true it is to the comics because I was only aware of who Jonah Hex was as a DC character but it was pretty entertaining, I saw it in the theaters and didn't feel jipped out of my ticket. It was no classic spaghetti western or anything but I don't think that's what it was even intended to be. Actually the story could have probably worked into a Dark Knight style epic but it's so far the opposite of that. Just a classic [appropriately] 80-minute shooting match in the wild west. One thing I liked alot is while it did have some cool steam-punk kind of stuff in it and crazy weapons there wasn't too much stylizing in it like in uh... Wild Wild West. James Brolin was gruff and tough, Megan Fox was in a corset the whole time and John Malcovich was the quintessential evil southern gentleman.
Comic Book adaptations are a dime-a-dozen these days that it has become quite difficult for me to get excited or even interested when Hollywood announces another so-called ‘adaptation’. Director Jimmy Hayward’s “Jonah Hex” is the latest adaptation that brings the DC Comics character to life in the big screen. This film adaptation is loosely based on the latest incarnation of the character in the DC Comics Vertigo line that also blends in some elements from the comic … more
I’ve not only grown up reading comic books, but I’ve grown old reading them. When my peers moved on from reading entirely, I tried to maintain some sense of intimacy with the world of graphic storytelling. Although I have no one title I follow exclusively, I’ll pick up a graphic novel from almost any line so long as I’m assured by someone – friend, enemy, critic – that it’s worth the time and money, so I tend to always eventually get around to … more
* out of **** There are comic books that can bring the medium to the screen as a film, and then there are comic books that can't make a successful entry when it comes to adaptation. You've got "Watchmen". You've got "Spiderman". You've got your failures, your successes, and then you've got entries such as "Jonah Hex"; a comic book film flawed to the point of no return. I might as well get down to business here. It's not like you'll care much about this … more
Recently there has been a frenzy over adaptations and last summer was one full of a wide variety ranging from comic, graphic novel, video game and children/young adult lit adaptations. Jonah Hex should have been a wild ride through the old west came across like a knock-off designer bag you'd buy from a street merchant on the streets of NY. There were elements that reminded me of the late 90s film Wild Wild West, which was fun but left many feeling disappointed. I'm … more
My husband and I watched the Jonah Hex DVD over the weekend and I was bored stiff. My husband didn't even have anything good to say about and he was able to concentrate on eye candy (Megan Fox). It wasn't my cup of tea.
Another DC Comics hero gets a workout inJonah Hex, the movie incarnation of DC's scar-faced bounty hunter, played here by Josh Brolin. Out to exact revenge on the varmint who wrecked his face and killed his family, Jonah also gets yanked back into the service of his country--against his will, of course. Said varmint, Quentin Turnbull, is played by John Malkovich, although the more spirited villainy is provided by Turnbull's tattooed Irish assistant (Inglourious Basterds's Michael Fassbender plays the part with the kind of energy noticeably absent from the other cast members). In this 80-minute hodgepodge of a movie, Jonah regularly checks in with his lady friend, a prostitute (Megan Fox) whose bordello room has a remarkable amount of glamour lighting, and in his spare time investigates Turnbull's plot to use a super weapon against Washington, D.C. By giving Jonah a halfway-interesting supernatural talent--he can talk with the dead, by placing his hands on them--the film adds a kicky new wrinkle, but it's not enough to improve the mangled storytelling or the sleepwalking pace. Brolin's makeup is impressive, but in scarring his cheek and pulling his mouth back in a grotesque grimace, the prosthetics designers have robbed the actor of any ability to express himself through speech. Kind of a miscalculation there, and typical of this movie's tendency to shoot itself in the face.--Robert Horton