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If reading classics hurts your brain
+4
and long movies are too boring
Try this short version of the tale
It will not have you snoring
Mr. Bennet's a gentle man
who has a nagging spouse
With five daughters under his roof
It's such a noisy house
The elder daughters are his pets
The rest he just finds silly
Some cheery ribbons for the hair
Makes each a happy filly
Each daughter has to marry well
As there being no son
The property, when Bennet dies,
Goes to a clergyman
When Mr. Bingley comes to town
The sisters are a ‘flutter
It's like a feeding frenzy
As they melt on him like butter
He seems to favor pretty Jane
Who favors him right back
His best friend Darcy sulks and broods
About the couth they lack
Their mother continues her plot
To get each daughter wed
Mr. Collins likes the first daughter
But seeks the next instead
The clergyman gets cast aside
Mr. Wickham comes a calling
Elizabeth is now convinced
That Darcy is appalling
His prejudice confronts her pride
Or was that switched around?
When fate decides to take a hand
The two find common ground
This classic tale's of woman's need
To find a proper mate
Not just for love, or even class
But often real estate
So when you meet somebody new
And judge them at first sight
Your pride may sometimes make you fall
But sometimes you'll be right.
Amanda Richards
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This version of Jane Austen's fiercely beloved novel has the daunting task of living up not only to the classic book, but also to the excellent 1995 miniseries of the same name. Yet 2005's PRIDE & PREJUDICE is up to the task, thanks to lively pacing, a witty script, an excellent cast, and clever direction from British newcomer Joe Wright. The surprisingly still-relevant story follows the five Bennet sisters as they deal with suitors and love, as their mother desperately schemes to marry them off advantageously. Sweet-tempered beauty Jane (Rosamund Pike) develops feelings for the equally amiable and extremely wealthy Mr. Bingley (Simon Woods), but forces conspire to keep them apart--while Lizzie (Keira Knightley) finds herself first appalled by, but gradually drawn to, Bingley's aloof, intelligent, and socially awkward friend, Mr. Darcy (Matthew MacFayden). The movie, at just over two hours, is forced to cut and condense a number of the book's subplots, and at times it tries to heighten the drama of certa...
Cast:
Penelope Wilton,
Jena Malone,
Keira Knightley,
Judi Dench,
Pip Torrens,
Peter Wight,
Donald Sutherland,
Rupert Friend,
Tom Hollander,
Jay Simpson,
Brenda Blethyn,
Simon Woods,
Meg Wynn Owen,
Claudie Blakley,
Rosamund Pike,
Kelly Reilly,
Moya Brady,
Roy Holder,
Matthew MacFadyen,
Tamzin Merchant,
Cornelius Booth,
Sylvester Morand,
Rosamund Stephen,
Janet Whiteside,
Sinead Matthews,
Samantha Bloom,
Carey Mulligan,
Talulah Riley
Director:
Joe Wright
Genre:
Comedy,
Drama,
Romance
Release Date:
November 11, 2005
MPAA Rating:
PG
Runtime:
2hrs 6min
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