I began to wonder if the plants just sort of had a way of talking to each other. If so, I imagine the following exchange took place at some point in the film without us knowing:
Tree: Hey, hey, I bet I could make that guy kill himself!
Bush: Oh, you're on man! You're on! You can't do it.
Tree: *rustles*
Grass: Oh? Look, look!"
Guy: *Goes for a gun and shoots self in head*
Bush and Grass: OH! He totally did it!
Actually, you almost do wish the exchange HAD taken place. At least then the audience would've known that the movie was supposed to be silly.
It's a little sad, really. M. Night is not exactly a bad director. In terms of directing, he does that rather well. It's perhaps his screenplays and the fact that he takes himself far too seriously. M. Night is often criticized for his ego. When he was told by executives that The Lady in the Water seemed a bit convoluted he took his work elsewhere thinking that perhaps those executives were dumb. As it turns out, it was one of the biggest complaints fans and critics alike had. It's no surprise that M. Night would go along with The Happening even with it's unbelievable premise. And it isn't so much that it's unbelievable as it is that he just can't pull it off in a believable way. And as I watched our characters try to outrun wind and find shelter throughout, I kept thinking that if the trees really wanted to get revenge on the humans for messing up the planet... why go through the trouble of releasing toxins to make them kill themselves? Wouldn't it have been easier to release toxins to just... kill the humans?
The worst part about the movie is that it is completely anti-climatic. We are introduced to what is best described as a bizarre premise, but the movie never really gives us much to worry about. The event just sort of... ends. No explanation or anything. Hardly anyone even speculates. We sit here for 90 minutes only to learn... well... nothing. A message in there about environmentalism? Yeah, you definitely get that, and it certainly isn't preachy for those wondering. It's just that we have to sit through something for nothing. It's not amusing in the slightest.
M. Night has talent as a director, but it may be his screenwriting that is in jeopardy. At times even The Happening isn't as bad as it actually sounds. It's just that it's bizarre. The actors don't exactly help. Most of them don't exactly come to life. That's not to say the acting is bad, it's just to say that it didn't seem like they were that interested in the movie either. The dialog and whatnot isn't exactly stilted, but there is something that can be annoying about every character talking about the premise of plants without one character piping up and thinking that could be a little strange. Everyone just seems to accept it right off hand without much thought or questioning. I applaud M. Night for getting to the point, but again, it's the fact that for a movie that takes itself so seriously it never tries to make sure the audience can suspend their disbelief.
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I haven't seen Event Horizon in a really long time. I remember watching it somewhere around ten years ago or so, but I can't really remember it too much. I shall watch it again now!