An American family, California-bound by RV and car, stop at a creepy gas station ran by a shady old man. We know that the gas station is creepy - and that the old man is shady - because the scene that comes before the arrival of the family, which involves a strange conversation between the old man and a young and ragged woman (who the old man hides in a closet when he hears the car door slam outside the establishment), tells us so. The family finds themselves in a dessert area, supposedly near the site of nuclear bomb testing, and therefore the father feels the need to do some sight-seeing. The old man tells him that this isn't such a good idea, but he fails to listen to such warnings, and so they are on their way, deeper into the dessert. But then...the car breaks down, the family is stranded, and odd indications let us know that perhaps something - or someone - is watching them.
And so, the hills do have eyes; the eyes being those of a family of psychotic cannibals, a few of them certainly mutated by the nuclear testing that was once conducted nearby. It's not until they find one of the two dogs that they've brought along with them dead, and the father burned alive, that the family starts to realize that the savages of the hills are instigating an all-out war. You can imagine what happens next. The mutants seem to have the upper hand in the battle, but the other family soon turns the tables on the villains, eventually fending for themselves successfully. Expect blood, explosions, executions, and doggie heroes.
It was an inspired idea; a tribe-like clan of cannibalistic mutants hiding out in the middle of nowhere, feeding off of all those who dare pass by the land which they call home. Writer and director Wes Craven could have done something absolutely amazing with the premise, but instead, he makes all the wrong moves in stylizing his film. He avoids being responsible for making a really bad movie by intelligently placing a few elements that we're sure to remember; the performances from the actors who portray the family of cannibals, and of the other family, genre favorite Dee Wallace. Actor Michael Berryman (who plays a character named Pluto in the "bad" family) has achieved much fame after being involved in this particular production, although mostly (it would seem) for the peculiarities in his appearance. Still, I thought he gave the best performance out of the entire film.
But alas, a few good things cannot quite outdo the bad and the mediocre. Perhaps my biggest gripe with "The Hills Have Eyes" is that the pacing is just so darned...uneven. It wants to be a typical suspense tale with themes of morality and family relations, but instead of being absorbed in the tension of specific - and well-made - scenes, I found myself feeling rather bored. I didn't care about these characters of whether they survived, and quite frankly, I would have preferred that Craven had made a considerable attempt to give the villains some decent background. Not to humanize the bastards per se; but enough to give me a goddamn good reason to give a shit. Instead, I'm stuck here waiting for the whole ordeal to be over.
Regardless of how down-right boring and poorly-paced I thought Craven's film (which was his second overall) was, there are those who seem to love it. Indeed, it might work as a nostalgia piece, and to some, even a solid horror flick on its own grounds; but for me, all I know is that it wasn't quite worth the hype. There is fantastic scenery, fantastic individual shots and cinematography, and some interesting performances (not including most of the "good" family; most members annoyed the living hell out of me); but when it comes to the suspense, it may be better than most of its kind, but that still doesn't make it good. At least not in my book. I have absolutely no problem with "The Hills Have Eyes", but at the same time I can't really recommend it. Suspense that relies on both characters and mood can be riveting at times, when properly handled; but if I'm consistently hoping that the characters exit the frame as soon as possible, there can be no human impulse. And if suspense without brains is what people consider to be suspense at all, then we're in trouble.
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Loosely based upon Sawney Bean and his cannibal clan.
Was submitted several times to the MPAA in order to receive an R rating.
Filmed on a budget of $230,000.
Followed by two sequels and two remakes.
When their camper breaks down in the desert on their way to California, a desperate family struggles to survive the attacks of a bizarre cannibalistic family, hungry for fresh meat and determined to terrorize the innocent vacationers. As members of the Carter clan fall prey to these inbred marauders, only a son and daughter remain to rescue their kidnapped infant and seek vengeance against the savages who have destroyed their family.