English Rock Band
Let me see if I understand your new arrangement... you're waaayyy too busy to accept fan mail (such that it is) but you increasingly rely on user-generated promotion via free reviews and other channels to keep your arthritic, elevator-friendly jukebox somewhat in the public eye.
You know Laddie, somewhere down deep it must strike you that you have had one of the luckiest, most improbable rides in the history of pop culture so... if some woman in South Yorkshire wants a signed photograph because Back Off Boogaloo made her hip replacement that much easier to take - make it happen you ingracious SOB.
One final favor mate, the next time you flash one of your countless and cliched peace signs in concert, please make it a more honest gesture and just use one finger.
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