Upon hearing the news of Disney’s intentions to buy Marvel for a cool $ 4 Billion dollars, provided it gets approved by share holders, I had very mixed feelings. Some comic book fans were overjoyed that Marvel will now have access to Disney’s deep pockets while others were a little concerned that Marvel would lose their intricate storylines and lean more towards profitable kid-friendly movies and comics. Disney-Pixar have a good partnership and it works. Disney may see this situation as “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” and may leave Marvel comics alone in the publishing of their magazines or they may get involved. I really do fear the influence of Disney in the production of Marvel movies though. Comic Book movies never had any respect in the 70’ and the 80’s. Time will tell if Marvel will experience a make over or not.
Based on the assumption that Disney may indeed get involved I thought I may throw out some possibilities and dumb ideas…remember the “Amalgam of comic books”? Please keep in mind that this is all for fun and is NOT based on fact.
Peter “Duckling” the Spectacular Spider-Duck
Instead of the x-factor ‘the madder HULK gets the stronger he gets” it becomes “the Kinder Hulk gets the stronger he gets”.
Snow White and the Four Horsemen of Apocalyse
Deadpool in Wonderland
When Thor transforms back to Blake, the hammer becomes an iphone.
Capt. America’s ‘wings’ on his mask become ‘BEES”
Wolverine wears Mickey Mouse hats and has candy canes instead of claws.
WALL-E is revealed as ULTRON's son
The Little Mermaid will be seen as a Mutant and joins the X-men.
The Beast (Hank McCoy) and the Beast (from Beauty and the Beast) competes in a dancing contest.
Odin (in Odinsleep) and Sleeping Beauty meet in the World of Dreams
Cyclops goes “UP” in a sequel
Doc Doom becomes Doc Love
Xavier’s institute for gifted “CARS”
Mickey Mouse becomes the wielder of the Infinity Gauntlet
Donald Duck replaces Jarvis as butler
The Wasp and Ant-man starring in “A Bug’s Life 2”
Goofy is revealed as the resurrected Norman Osborn (Green Goblin)
The Avengers tries to “Find Nemo”
The 7 Dwarves seek out the “Rings of the Mandarin”
Aladdin becomes the Sorcerer Supreme (replacing Doctor Strange)
Cable and Mulan together
Dumbo joins the New Mutants
Pocahantas moves to hell's kitchen; meets Daredevil
World War DUCK (instead of Hulk)
The Junior Woodchucks invade Asgard
Hey, this can happen….(Let’s just hope Marvel rolls back their prices to $ 2.50)
Again, this WRITE UP is meant ONLY for entertainment.