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Mike Mizanin

8 Ratings: 2.1
American professional wrestler working for World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) on its ECW brand
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Hurry! Get this guy an agent, before he makes another bad choice!

  • Mar 8, 2009
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The Real World wasn't a bad enough idea, this guy had to go into professional wrestling, aka acting? 
Come on, I can forgive the first bad decision, like the first Real World show, but then to go make even more horrible decisions, like the many appearances on several Real World/Road Rules Challenges. And now to become a professional wrestler for the WWE, how many poor choices can one make? Or better, how many times can this one person sell-out in their attempts to become famous before people realize how big a dolt Mike really is?  Where were his friends on this one? I  know, they were probably getting in line to become part of his entourage, but when is enough....enough, when it comes to trying to reach celebrity status?  

I know that in professional wrestling selling-out is the name of the game.  Hulk Hogan, still runs around the salon where he gets his mullet bleached giving out his Hulk action figure wearing a "tough guy" Hulk-a-Mania shirt with his fake championship belt around his waist.  But Hulk  was much better at fashioning his sell-out into branding.  I think Mike "The Miz" might want to get in touch with Hulk and ask him what the secret is, because he is definitely in need of some kind of direction.....besides down.  And get him quick before he signs the contract for his Slim Jim commercial.    

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Mike Mizanin
Birth Date: October 8, 1980
Height: 6 ft 1 in (1.85 m)
Weight: 231 lb (105 kg)

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