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Rajon Rondo

12 Ratings: 2.2
A professional basketball player in the NBA.

Rajon Pierre Rondo (born February 22, 1986) is an American professional basketball player who plays point guard for the Boston Celtics of the National Basketball Association (NBA). Born in Louisville, Kentucky, Rondo attended Eastern High School and … see full wiki

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I hate this guy and I hate the Celtics!

  • May 4, 2009
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Rajon Rondo plays for the Celtics, also known as The Hated Ones if you're a lifelong Lakers fan like me. The Celtics and Lakers have one of the longest standing rivalries in professional sports, and comparing the two teams you can sort of see why:

The Lakers are all good-looking, smart, and gentlemanly.
The Celtics are ugly (Robert Parish, Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, etc), only barely somewhat smart, and boorish.

The Lakers have great fans who are not excessively fanatical about their team (basketball is but one thread in the rich tapestry of an Angeleno's civic life) and are generally well behaved.
The Celtics have rude fans who speak in an unintelligible accent and drink a lot.

The Lakers colors are purple and gold, the veritable hue of royalty.
The Celtic color is green, and I don't know about you but that just means puke to me. And boogers and greed and envy!

And on and on. Rajon Rondo, while a serviceable point guard (he's got pretty good averages in the playoffs this year, but whatever) unfortunately kind of looks a bit like a girl with his long eyelashes and delicate features. Have you ever seen Juwanna Man? Oh, and he like totally open-hand-slapped Brad Miller in the face in the Bulls/Celtics series.

I don't like this dude at all, but if he ever got traded or signed with the Lakers, I think he'd make an excellent addition to our team.

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May 05, 2009
What I like about Rondo is that he's a regular-looking human being who can absolutely fly. Although some people say that he exaggerates the many fouls against him, he only weighs about half as much as the people who foul him -- so he flies way up in the air. Every time he lands, he gets up! Amazing! He is averaging a triple double in the playoffs -- a six-foot-one point guard. As a high school English teacher, I speak quite clearly and drink only moderately, by the way. In the Northeast, we look like regular people, our plastic surgeons work only on those who have had accidents, rather than the egotistical folks who have every crease ironed out of their faces. You can't have Rondo, by the way
 
May 05, 2009
Dude, you forgot John Havlicek. Ugh. He makes Cedric Maxwell look handsome by comparison!
 
May 04, 2009
Rondo is indeed an odd looking dude. And he must have talons or something on his hands if he made Brad Miller bleed like that.
 
May 04, 2009
I'm from Boston and technically should show some support for the Celtics and Rajon, but frankly I am not much of a basketball fan (is it because I am 5'2"?)... you should show some support for your own team though and rate/review The Lakers. So many fans and not one review yet!
May 04, 2009
Probably because the Lakers have such a rich and storied history and there's so much to consider when writing a review about the best professional sports franchise ever!
May 05, 2009
I hear ya!
 
May 04, 2009
I can't believe you listed some of the ugly celtics without mentioning Dennis Johnson.
 
May 04, 2009
I like the Clippers, they're LA's Junior Varsity team.
 
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Position: Guard
School: Kentucky
Birth Date: Feb 22, 1986
Birth Place: Louisville, Kentucky
Gender: Male
Height: 6-1
Weight: 171  lbs.
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