My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

Regardless if you watch Chelsea Lately, her late night comedy show on E!, you can easily become a fan of her sarcastic and comical outlook on life.  Clearly, she is an open book and shares anything and everything on her mind.  The way she thinks, responds, and describes things are just hilariously truthful and off the wall.  She writes just like she speaks, so the book is like her talking, just telling the stories of her love life.  Be warned, she starts the book with a horrifying and scarring story about her first encounter with anything sexually related...and it happens to be her parents!  Each chapter is a new crazy situation with a "lover" of some sort.  Some stories probably shouldn't have been shared, but thank god she did for our entertainment!  As most of her viewers know, she has a fascination and borderline obsession with small people, her favorite of course, Chewy.  As the first of her three books, this one will begin to describe her love for the little nuggets (a term she uses to describe everything that she loves and can squeeze).  The chapter in this book involves a potential intimate scenario which is a little unclear of its outcome, but was still thoroughly entertaining!  Prepare to laugh out loud while reading!  If this means you don't want to be in public, don't be, you've been warned, it will happen.  For the more serious and intellectual readers, this book is not for you.  It is fun, exciting, a quick read, and the perfect thing to read when just lounging around, on vacation, or laying out.  I love it. I love her. It' s great.