Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. In a series of novels published by Random House in the 1960s, her parents' names are given as George and Margaret Roberts from the fictional town of Willows, Wisconsin. Barbie attended Willows High School … see full wiki
She cooks and cleans. She's smart and responsible. She's got a buttload of friends and knows how to have fun.
She's a sister and a best friend, a wife and a mother. She's committed to family.
She's a doctor and a veterinarian and a surgeon and a nurse. She's a babysitter and a nanny and a teacher. She's a beautician and a fashion designer and a runway model. She's a scientist and an astronaut and an ambassador of peace. She's a gymnast and a dolphin-trainer and an equestrian and a figure skater. She's a rock-star and a pop-star and a musician and a Hollywood actress.
She's worked in offices and zoos and aquariums. She's an animal and a peace activist.
She's a mermaid and a princess and a sorceress.
She's in a VERY committed long-term relationship and maybe one of these days Ken will marry her for real and they'll stay good and married.
She owns a camper and tour bus and a minivan and pony and a space shuttle and a Volkswagon and a little pink Corvette.
So what if she can never stand on her own two feet (literally) because her body is disproportioned? She's managed to be amazingly productive and successful. She's overcome her handicap. Let's add that to the list of Barbie's amazing feats.
Barbie is so much more than you can ever wish to be, so think about all her accomplishments before you go slagging her off, you ninny.
And, also, let's not forget that she has a totally hot bod.