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Heaven Points

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Heaven is on a point system. Learn a few ways to rack up the points.

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The Points of Heaven

  • Apr 22, 2009
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Heaven Points: Get em while you can! Yes people there are heaven points so pay attention and learn a few quick and easy ways to earn you a  spot where Mother Theresa lives.

When you see an article about autistic children at a pumpkin patch and not only read the article but tell people about it, that's a point. And going to said event registers at least double points.  I mean all that's missing from that set-up is a blind puppy.

The grocery stores, values cards, frequent flier miles are all generated by a point system. Don't believe me; just take a look on how many "saving cards" you have. Home Depot, PetSmart, and Blockbuster—Our society runs well with the system. Now, while I do not proclaim to know the actual points system, as God is fickle and changes rules often, I am certain that the ability to earn the points exists.

Try helping an elderly person at the store on one of those self-check outs. Let a person use your discount card. That's heaven points and discount savings on your next purchase! Win-Win, baby!

You won't budge your seat on the flight to let a family sit together because you just have to have the aisle on the hour flight, that's a lose deal.  So is buying a pet from a pet store. May even get negative points on that. But getting a disabled puppy at the local shelter plus a small donation, for the fine job, said shelter is doing? Ch-Ching!

Hey, you're no prize. You've got flaws. The only way to gain any balance on the field is to do a bit of good for someone….and yourself.

Whats in your wallet? Movin' on Up

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April 30, 2009
@ Scotman: Yes, we in Denver are just one mile closer to Heaven than the poor lower populace. But it's only good for natives! @ Bohemianliving: Aww, shucks. That's awful nice of ya!
April 30, 2009
OHHH! I'm still a newbie at this..thanks.
April 30, 2009
LOL dude seriously- you need your own column. Seriously- I gutlaugh not just giggle when I read your reviews-they're great!
April 23, 2009
I don't have to worry about points anymore I'm already guaranteed a good place in heaven for having put up with my ex-room mate for an entire year without having killed her--while I worked at the Post Office!
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