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Heaven is on a point system. Learn a few ways to rack up the points.

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The Points of Heaven

  • Apr 22, 2009
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Heaven Points: Get em while you can! Yes people there are heaven points so pay attention and learn a few quick and easy ways to earn you a  spot where Mother Theresa lives.

When you see an article about autistic children at a pumpkin patch and not only read the article but tell people about it, that's a point. And going to said event registers at least double points.  I mean all that's missing from that set-up is a blind puppy.

The grocery stores, values cards, frequent flier miles are all generated by a point system. Don't believe me; just take a look on how many "saving cards" you have. Home Depot, PetSmart, and Blockbuster—Our society runs well with the system. Now, while I do not proclaim to know the actual points system, as God is fickle and changes rules often, I am certain that the ability to earn the points exists.

Try helping an elderly person at the store on one of those self-check outs. Let a person use your discount card. That's heaven points and discount savings on your next purchase! Win-Win, baby!

You won't budge your seat on the flight to let a family sit together because you just have to have the aisle on the hour flight, that's a lose deal.  So is buying a pet from a pet store. May even get negative points on that. But getting a disabled puppy at the local shelter plus a small donation, for the fine job, said shelter is doing? Ch-Ching!

Hey, you're no prize. You've got flaws. The only way to gain any balance on the field is to do a bit of good for someone….and yourself.

Whats in your wallet? Movin' on Up

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April 30, 2009
@ Scotman: Yes, we in Denver are just one mile closer to Heaven than the poor lower populace. But it's only good for natives! @ Bohemianliving: Aww, shucks. That's awful nice of ya!
April 30, 2009
Yeah, being on the coast has its disadvantages. Oh, please use the little "reply" at my name to come back with a comment. That way, "Lunch" emails me that you've written. Otherwise I would be in ignorance of your awesome essays!
April 30, 2009
OHHH! I'm still a newbie at this..thanks.
May 02, 2009
Glad to help. Keep those cards and letters and emails coming.
April 30, 2009
Wow, this is news from an insider Denver angel. Don't call it the Mile High city for nothin', right? Whadda ya mean I ain't no prize?? Geesh! Heaven Can Wait! (movie plug).
April 30, 2009
LOL dude seriously- you need your own column. Seriously- I gutlaugh not just giggle when I read your reviews-they're great!
April 23, 2009
I don't have to worry about points anymore I'm already guaranteed a good place in heaven for having put up with my ex-room mate for an entire year without having killed her--while I worked at the Post Office!
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