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Mommy Haiku

Parenting humor in poetry form
A new witching hour
Kids yelling at each other
I need a stiff drink

What is this weird stain?
Dig through warm laundry pile
Sharpie in son's pocket

You said homework's done
Yet your teacher called today
No XBox for you

Clothes always on floor
Have forgotten if floor's there
Need to get a maid

Planning Girls Night Out
Child throws up spaghetti plate
Karma is a bitch

Seven p.m.'s here
Everyone needs homework help
Where is you father?

Please just be quiet
I don't care if he made face
I need a stiff drink

Is it child abuse
If kids lose TV privilege

Finishing homework
Books on tape for reading time
I'm multitasking

What is for dinner
Is ketchup a vegetable?
Yes! Hot dogs and fries

Someone is crying
Yet husband still snores away
I know he's faking

Your backpack is wet
Frog dissection was today?
Backpack goes in trash

Bully hurts your child
Think evil thoughts of revenge
Don't mess with mama

Phone rings in morning
Kid threw up twice on the bus
There goes the schedule

It's recital night
Heart swells from my kids' music
I love to be Mom
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