a review by
djevoke
Dec 17, 2009
Pregnant (R. Kelly song)
A song by R. Kelly ... see full wiki
Song and video by R.Kelly, The Dream, Tyrese and Robin Thicke - video taken from YouTube.
1 review about Pregnant (R. Kelly song)
The Worst R&B Collaboration EVER or Maybe It's Just the Song....
Rating:
+2
I just had to share this gem with my fellow Lunchers. This is the most ridiculous song I've heard in a while and I swear it's not a parody. When I first heard it via @Nando1's brother's recorded Kevin and Bean show on KROQ, I thought they were messing with us and that it was a joke. The DJs quickly inform us that this is NOT a parody, they couldn't top this newest R.Kelly creation. So, I thought I'd bring you a good laugh...that's the reason I rated it a 2 because it's great for LYAO. Just in case you can't believe what you're hearing, here are the lyrics:
CHORUS:
Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant,
Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant,
Lay your body down and get you pregnant,
Knock you up, pregnant, Knock you up, pregnant
Now usually I leave the club with a girl who has a man,
And take her to her hotel for just a one night stand,
See I’m a playa so I ain’t tryna take her on no dates,
But much like my Patron man I’m just tryna take it straight,
Until I met this girl in the club with an unbelievable booty,
Sweetest girl in the world to me and I mean it and on top of that she's a cutie,
I ain’t seen nothing like her around here in a while,
And if I had a girl she’d be the one to bear my child,
Telling myself I’m a playa so I keep tryna shake it off,
But I keep seeing this big old house with a picket fence and a dog,
Never felt nothing like this,
She's more than a mistress enough bout to handle my business,
Now put that girl in my kitchen,
CHORUS
All the pretty ladies please line up right next to me,
How would you like to go on a little trip with your boy Tyrese,
Raise your hand if you want me to fulfill your fantasy,
I can have you co-starring and get in one of my new movies,
Tell me what your name is,
I can make you famous,
We can pop champagne and get right down to sexing,
Now I ain’t got nothing to do tonight I gotta wait for my crew,
I just wanna put some on you,
And I can tell that you want it too,
Reeaaaddyy, Reeaaaddyy
And I’m ready babe,
And your ready babe,
So come on ladies let's get out of this club,
Kells, Dream and 'Rese after party,
Come on, Fuck with us,
CHORUS
This song has got me hungry baby baby
So tell me that you want me baby baby
And girl I'll love you till the sun shines (shines)
And girl I promise i will make you mine (loving)
Around the world in and out of clubs hanging with chicks
and I don't see nothing wrong with having a kid
sound like heaven's calling us
and girl it's about making love
if you choose me i guarantee the rest of your life will be mad drama free
ooooo ooooo ooooo
i think both of us should leave this club and get somewhere alone with me where there's no phone to ring and plant this magic seed
CHORUS
Your House, my House, don't matter, get it up
Your city, my city don't matter, give it up
Something about being with you makes me wanna a baby
Put those pills on chill and girl give me my baby
You could play all you want but i know you feel it too
For three weeks you've been talking bout extra bedrooms
The new york meeting with the realtor
There's something you wanna tell me just say it i'll ok it
Oh girl imma take care of you imma still hold you like we are brand new
So don't get it twisted for thirty something weeks i'm still gonna hit it babysit it babysit it
CHORUS
Take you out to eat uh uh
Wined and dined uh uh
Shopping spree uh uh
Sexing me uh huh
See I'm not cheap or selfish babe
Girl I'm just thirsty for the booty babe
It's all you fault baby you look good
It's all your fault that it feels like wood
And you look so bored up in this club so let's go
We can hop in Lamborghini roll to my big home
Eh eh eh eh eh
Let's go crazy
Let's make a
Little Kelly
Baby i got goodies and i want you to have some
All I ask is you let me explore your secret garden
WOW...I still can't believe this song. My favorite lyric by far is "Take you out to eat uh uh/Wined and dined uh uh/Shopping spree uh uh/You be sexin' me uh huh". I'm so shocked that one of my favorite newer R&B singers, Robin Thicke, is even a part of this. My only consolation is the thought that maybe he did it as a joke as JT would've done if he was asked to do this song AND his verse is the most romantic, if that can be said. So, without further ado, I bring you the video of R.Kelly and company's "Pregnant"- enjoy!
CHORUS:
Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant,
Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant,
Lay your body down and get you pregnant,
Knock you up, pregnant, Knock you up, pregnant
Now usually I leave the club with a girl who has a man,
And take her to her hotel for just a one night stand,
See I’m a playa so I ain’t tryna take her on no dates,
But much like my Patron man I’m just tryna take it straight,
Until I met this girl in the club with an unbelievable booty,
Sweetest girl in the world to me and I mean it and on top of that she's a cutie,
I ain’t seen nothing like her around here in a while,
And if I had a girl she’d be the one to bear my child,
Telling myself I’m a playa so I keep tryna shake it off,
But I keep seeing this big old house with a picket fence and a dog,
Never felt nothing like this,
She's more than a mistress enough bout to handle my business,
Now put that girl in my kitchen,
CHORUS
All the pretty ladies please line up right next to me,
How would you like to go on a little trip with your boy Tyrese,
Raise your hand if you want me to fulfill your fantasy,
I can have you co-starring and get in one of my new movies,
Tell me what your name is,
I can make you famous,
We can pop champagne and get right down to sexing,
Now I ain’t got nothing to do tonight I gotta wait for my crew,
I just wanna put some on you,
And I can tell that you want it too,
Reeaaaddyy, Reeaaaddyy
And I’m ready babe,
And your ready babe,
So come on ladies let's get out of this club,
Kells, Dream and 'Rese after party,
Come on, Fuck with us,
CHORUS
This song has got me hungry baby baby
So tell me that you want me baby baby
And girl I'll love you till the sun shines (shines)
And girl I promise i will make you mine (loving)
Around the world in and out of clubs hanging with chicks
and I don't see nothing wrong with having a kid
sound like heaven's calling us
and girl it's about making love
if you choose me i guarantee the rest of your life will be mad drama free
ooooo ooooo ooooo
i think both of us should leave this club and get somewhere alone with me where there's no phone to ring and plant this magic seed
CHORUS
Your House, my House, don't matter, get it up
Your city, my city don't matter, give it up
Something about being with you makes me wanna a baby
Put those pills on chill and girl give me my baby
You could play all you want but i know you feel it too
For three weeks you've been talking bout extra bedrooms
The new york meeting with the realtor
There's something you wanna tell me just say it i'll ok it
Oh girl imma take care of you imma still hold you like we are brand new
So don't get it twisted for thirty something weeks i'm still gonna hit it babysit it babysit it
CHORUS
Take you out to eat uh uh
Wined and dined uh uh
Shopping spree uh uh
Sexing me uh huh
See I'm not cheap or selfish babe
Girl I'm just thirsty for the booty babe
It's all you fault baby you look good
It's all your fault that it feels like wood
And you look so bored up in this club so let's go
We can hop in Lamborghini roll to my big home
Eh eh eh eh eh
Let's go crazy
Let's make a
Little Kelly
Baby i got goodies and i want you to have some
All I ask is you let me explore your secret garden
WOW...I still can't believe this song. My favorite lyric by far is "Take you out to eat uh uh/Wined and dined uh uh/Shopping spree uh uh/You be sexin' me uh huh". I'm so shocked that one of my favorite newer R&B singers, Robin Thicke, is even a part of this. My only consolation is the thought that maybe he did it as a joke as JT would've done if he was asked to do this song AND his verse is the most romantic, if that can be said. So, without further ado, I bring you the video of R.Kelly and company's "Pregnant"- enjoy!
Hol-leee!! ROFL. This song.... This is crazy, and this is a real song?! Very funny but I am a little lost as to the point of it is. No way, I wanna treat my girl like a princess and stuff then we can get playful. :-) Thanks for sharing, Sam!!
On December 30, 2009
Reply
You're welcome, Will! I was laughing about this one for a loooong time, so had to share it with Lunchers who I thought could appreciate the ridiculousness of it!
On December 30, 2009
LMFAO! I was writing better song lyrics when I was ten, seriously. That's so pathetic that I'm torn between laughing at the absurdity of it all or despairing at the current state of music in this country. You'd think that he could at least give the poor girl some flowers or take her to a movie or something, but no, this fool just wants to get her into bed and produce offspring ASAP. How sad. Tell me this song isn't doing well on the charts!
On December 23, 2009
Reply
AND put her in the kitchen...at least Robin Thicke tries to be a little romantic, I'll love you til the sun shines and girl I promise I'll make you mine...if you choose me, your life will be mad drama free. And as far as I know it hasn't even made it to the charts, thank God/Allah/Yahweh/Buddha/MotherEarth/whoever!
On December 24, 2009
Now, let's hope it stays that way. It's sad, what happened to R. Kelly's career? I realize that the relationships with underage girls hasn't helped, but his music used to be decent. Now, it borders on a cruel self-parody.
On December 24, 2009
Not only with underage girls but, with his niece and god-daughter...ewww... I have no idea what happened to him, he got caught I guess because it's not like you become a pedophile overnight. And his music SUCKS- maybe that's the only way he can get attention though!
On December 30, 2009
It sure sucks now, but I don't think it always sucked, or maybe it's just my imagination. But wasn't there a short period in the early to mid '90s when he wrote some quality stuff that sounded a bit like Marvin Gaye? Plus, I even admit that I dug that song he did for "Space Jam", but that might have been because I associated it with Michael Jordon and Bugs Bunny. LOL!
On December 31, 2009
It sure sucks now, but I don't think it always sucked, or maybe it's just my imagination. But wasn't there a short period in the early to mid '90s when he wrote some quality stuff that sounded a bit like Marvin Gaye? Plus, I even admit that I dug that song he did for "Space Jam", but that might have been because I associated it with Michael Jordon and Bugs Bunny. LOL!
On December 31, 2009
Yes, he hasn't always sucked. R.Kelly had his time and I even liked his two-step joints- "Step in the Name of Love" and "Like a Snake" but, after that album, he fell off in a BIG way and I'm not sure why...underage, blood-related lovers may have something to do with it, though!
On January 07, 2010
What...the...?!? I thought this review was going to be about pregnancy. Why did R. Kelly have to bring down Tyrese and Robin Thicke with him??? I think this is where I palm face and shake my head :P Oy....
On December 17, 2009
Reply
LOL...Oy vey indeed :D And no, we're not there yet....as far as pregnancy, not even close. First comes marriage LOL....
On December 17, 2009
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