Cheaper and more efficent than interchangeable parts!
Jan 26, 2009
Look, I'll be straight with you: it's vodka. Cheap vodka. If you're me, and I know most of you are, then this is the cheapest and quickest road to drunk out there. Unfortunately, it's the road everyone avoids because it's paved with glass shards and tastes like mercury. In case you're wondering, not many roads taste like mercury. I've checked.
Actually, I don't recommend anyone drink Taaka. I wouldn't be surprised if several of you went blind due to the fumes eating through your sinus and melting your eyes.
Unless you're poor or cheap or me, pay the extra four bucks and purchase some Smirnoff.