THE COTTAGE This is absolutely one of the funniest movies I have seen in a while mainly because of the humor mixed with the gore. That is one of the best combos of all time and I wish more films like this were being made. This is a really fun flick that I am sure any one who watches it would enjoy; so far every one I know liked it. Looking at the case you would think this is a straight horror movie but this is more so a comedy more than any thing … more
THE COTTAGE is a great place to live but I certainly wouldn't want to visit because, as the villagers warn, strangers don't do very well around there. This film is a perfect example of how to make a horror film: take 1 part droll British humor, add 2 bumbling criminals, blend in 1 foul mouthed kidnap victim, pour in several gallons of bodily fluids (preferably red), and then hack, slash, rip, rend, slice and dice with everything from knives to rakes, shovels,and pick-axes until you think … more
Even if you aren't a fan of hack 'em up flix ( and normally I'm not) THE COTTAGE is something special. It's a comedy of course, most films I recommend tend to be comedies, but it's not the zany splat schtick comedy we've become accoustomed to in the past couple of decades. It's a quiteter, more decidedly British type of humor. But don't take that to mean that the film skimps when it comes time to dole out the torture because it doesn't. Its protagonists suffer … more