I know it seems real dick-ish to just slam a whole group of people, but honestly, hipsters are a group of people that annoy me a lot.

I hate hipsters because they never do anything out of a genuine love for something.  Rather, they do everything only for the sake of being "different" or "ironic."  What's ironic about hipsters is that they all want to be percieved as "unique," yet so many of them are carbon copies of each other. 

Especially with hipsters in the metal scene, I find it funny that so many of them try to pass themselves off as knowledgable with obscure metal bands, but once you corner them with bands like Nocturnus, Pan.Thy.Monium, Drudkh, and Phantasmagory, they stand there and look like idiots.

Hey hipsters, if you're in the artistic world (like being a musician or film maker), instead of trying to look clever by being ironic or mocking popular icons, how about making something that's actually a labor of love.

Finally, quit wearing winter hats in the summer time.  You just look stupid when you do that.