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Alone in the Dark (2005 movie)

5 Ratings: -1.6
A movie directed by Uwe Boll

vAs another entry in the video-game-to-movie genre,Alone in the Darkcertainly delivers in terms of its splattering gore and number of things that get shot or blown up with the kind of arsenal familiar to any fan of games that allow the player to shoot … see full wiki

Director: Uwe Boll
Genre: Horror
Release Date: 2005
MPAA Rating: R
3 reviews about Alone in the Dark (2005 movie)
review by . November 25, 2011
posted in Movie Hype
Half a star out of ****    Uwe Boll's "Alone in the Dark" has nothing to do with the somewhat-forgotten and underrated 1982 slasher film of the same name. It is, instead, a big-screen adaptation of the popular video game franchise; which comes to no surprise, since Boll is infamous for merging video games with cinema and creating the most repulsively bad and intellectually assaultive pieces of shit ever. This is my first Uwe Boll film, and now I see why he has been greeted by …
review by . January 05, 2010
posted in Movie Hype
Pros: nada     Cons: a conglomeration of yuck     The Bottom Line:   “Alone in the dark, where the demons are torturing me   The dark passage of revenge is all that I see”   ~performed by Testament     I’ll be the first to step forward and admit I don’t watch good movies. I tend to lean to turkey’s because they are just so idiotic. However, I don’t need this pointed out to …
review by . February 07, 2007
posted in Movie Hype
This movie has everything-- predictable plot, wooden acting, monsters, bad guys, selfless heroes, villainous professors, pretty heroines, bombs, guns and explosions (although my husband noted that there wasn't much nudity or sex.) We had a great time making fun of it, guessing what was going to happen next (which wasn't hard; we were right every time) and laughing at the incredibly bad dialogue. This would be a good movie to watch on Halloween night with the kids who are too old for trick or treating. …
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