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Deadly Weapons

1 rating: -2.0
A movie directed by Doris Wishman

Yes, Virginia, there is a Doris Wishman, and she really did carve a career out of blunt, bizarre, and bewilderingly bad sexploitation films.Deadly Weaponsis one of her most notorious, a revenge tale starring the impossibly endowed Polish-born stripper … see full wiki

Director: Doris Wishman
Genre: Drama
Release Date: January 1, 1970
MPAA Rating: R
1 review about Deadly Weapons

What a chest! Other than that there is no there there

  • Jan 5, 2010
Rating:
-2
My first exposure to this exposure was in my teens when a male friend and I went to a drive-in movie. We were similar in that our breast experience was limited to suckling at our mother's breasts or accidental encounters with a bare female relative. Therefore, we were both big-time gaga over the "bigtime" gaga's that appeared so often on the screen. Every possible excuse (and many times without one) is used to fix the camera on Chesty's massive mammary glands. In our teens, we used to joke about girls that could be dangerous if they spun around quickly, but with Chesty it may not all be a joke. She is huge and saggy.
Other than that, this movie has practically nothing going for it, the plot is slow, dull, and it meanders back and forth from plot movement to breast movement. It is difficult to determine which is worse, the acting or the dialog. Fundamentally, Chesty's boyfriend is killed by mobsters, so after a good soaking of her bare breasts by her tears she vows to seek revenge. She then tracks them down one-by-one and kills them by smothering them with her bare breasts. "If you're gonna die anyway . . ."
This movie is really bad, suitable only for reliving a high point of your youth or as an element of a bad movie festival where you invite some close friends so that you can all hoot at the hooters.

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