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Double Agent 73

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A movie directed by Doris Wishman

Cult sexploitation director Doris Wishman and her impossibly endowed discovery, Chesty Morgan, a Polish-born stripper with a 73-inch bust, re-teamed after the success ofDeadly Weaponsfor this even more outrageous spy thriller. Chesty, as lifeless and … see full wiki

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Director: Doris Wishman
1 review about Double Agent 73

This movie has only two things going for it

  • Jan 14, 2010
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+1
This movie has two things going for it, the one on the left and the one on the right. Chesty (very good descriptive name) Morgan and her 73" chest are back in a sequel to the movie "Deadly Weapons." Once again, every imaginable excuse is used for Chesty to bare her chest and the camera is often focused on her chest whether it is bare or not.
In this movie Chesty is given the task of breaking up a heroin ring and capturing the ringleader. To facilitate her task, a camera is placed in her left breast and to use it she must of course bare it and then press it in the right location. Making the situation even more ludicrous, the camera is also a bomb, so unknown to Chesty, her booby is self-referentially booby-trapped.
The fashions are horrendous, the acting even worse and the intelligence of the plot even lower. The car chase scene is a definite candidate for the worst chase scene ever filmed. A high point is when Chesty swings her bare breast at a male opponent, knocking him down and giving him a headache. When I was in high school, my male friends and I would joke about the busty girls being so top-heavy that it would be dangerous to be next to them when they were startled, for a quick spin might be dangerous. In those circumstances, that was a dumb teenage joke, but in the case of Chesty, it could be a genuine risk. She is huge and you wonder if the unhappy expression she often has is due to the strain and pain of having to remain upright.
This is a bad movie, although it is a good choice for a bad movie fest where a bunch of young guys get together, drink beer and make hooting noises at the screen. It is definitely not a movie to show in mixed company.

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