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I Know Who Killed Me

4 Ratings: 1.5
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Genre: Action, Adventure
Release Date: July 27, 2007
MPAA Rating: R
1 review about I Know Who Killed Me

Cringe-worthy

  • Nov 16, 2008
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Impossible, implausible and really very dumb
Watching this one to the end will make your brain go numb
Horrible and terrible, a thorough waste of money
Sometimes this movie is so bad, you'll almost find it funny

Aubrey Fleming is kidnapped by a sadistic killer
Who tortures girls and hacks off limbs in this cringe-worthy chiller
The killer keeps the girls awake; he likes it when they beg
He takes a finger just for fun, and then a hand and leg

They find her on the verge of death, but then they're at a loss
The girl who wakes up claims to be a Ms. Dakota Moss
You won't believe the way it ends, it just defies belief
With the credits came a sigh of audience relief

Lindsay Lohan should have passed on this appalling role
A brilliant future down the tubes as she slid down that pole
I know she's had her problems but her talent is immense
I'm hoping she can live this down, and get some common sense

It wasn't all the partying, or alcohol that chilled her
In later years we may conclude it was this film that killed her
So don't blame Paris, or the booze, it's all her agent's fault
This is a film they should have locked deep in the movie vault.



Amanda Richards

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