Impossible, implausible and really very dumb Watching this one to the end will make your brain go numb Horrible and terrible, a thorough waste of money Sometimes this movie is so bad, you'll almost find it funny
Aubrey Fleming is kidnapped by a sadistic killer Who tortures girls and hacks off limbs in this cringe-worthy chiller The killer keeps the girls awake; he likes it when they beg He takes a finger just for fun, and then a hand and leg
They find her on the verge of death, but then they're at a loss The girl who wakes up claims to be a Ms. Dakota Moss You won't believe the way it ends, it just defies belief With the credits came a sigh of audience relief
Lindsay Lohan should have passed on this appalling role A brilliant future down the tubes as she slid down that pole I know she's had her problems but her talent is immense I'm hoping she can live this down, and get some common sense
It wasn't all the partying, or alcohol that chilled her In later years we may conclude it was this film that killed her So don't blame Paris, or the booze, it's all her agent's fault This is a film they should have locked deep in the movie vault.