he lived downstairs from a flatlulent dwarf who was constantly having to pee one day the elf could take no more and he went and banged on the rude dwarfs door and what do you know they suddenly both were married..... Well, if that doesn't turn you off or make you more curious, then you really didn't read it. This is a funny line that is in the movie...well, really, line isn't right, but rather a funny song … more
It was a Saturday night, there was about 30 inches of snow outside, it was cold, and I was bored. So, searching for something to do, I discovered two of my roommates about to start watching the animated adventure Open Season. I had nothing to lose, so I joined them. Unfortunately, viewing the movie ultimately only confirmed my reasons for avoiding seeing films of a similar nature in the past. For the last … more
This movie is loads of fun. We purchased this movie and watched it with our kids. We were all laughing the whole time. This is one of the best kid's movies of all time. I laughed so long that my face was sore. Kids and adults both can appreciate this movie. If your kids haven't seen it yet I am sure they would love it for Christmas.
Another kiddy cartoon About animals gone wild But this time it's a grizzly bear To entertain your child Beth found Boog when he was young And raised him as her own He spends his days in her garage Now that he's fully grown One day he meets a stubborn deer Who's like "Donkey" from Shrek He's tied across a truck bonnet Until Boog saves his neck … more
`Open Season' does more than provide some oddball critters from "the wild". With some spirited mischief and a fun-filled adventure, the film should be in sight for every family. We are introduced to Boog (Martin Lawrence), a huge grizzly bear, whose domestication makes him spoiled for handouts. Besides being a well-fed pet, his forest ranger owner, Beth (Debra Messing) keeps him young and harmless with her tender loving care. His world changes when he meets another misfit animal, Elliot (Ashton … more