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2 Ratings: -2.0
A movie directed by Steffen Schlachtenhaufen

When college students go on a research trip to a remote forest, they encounter a blood-thirsty Big Foot.

2 reviews about Primal
review by . October 16, 2009
Pros: Popeye Fontaine, best name yet     Cons: above and beyond cons, stratosphere almost     The Bottom Line:   "There's no one to hear, you might as well scream  They never woke up from the American dream  And they don't understand, what they don't see"  ~Etheridge     Friday night fright night gives me Primal, 81 minutes of pure hell. Written and directed by Steffen Schlachtenhaufen, no awards, …
review by . March 07, 2008
posted in Movie Hype
Monkey suits are cool, and not since the Bloodhound Gangs video for "the Bad Touch" have I been so impressed with the use of a monkey suit in cinema. However impressive this particular Monkey Suit was (to be fair it was supposed to be a Yetti), it can't save a weak, haphazard script, jarring camera angles, and lack of an impactful ending.     The story is basically about Bigfoot (Bigfeet?) gone wild. One lives in the wilderness of a park and is wrecking havoc on everyone that …
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