Pros: Popeye Fontaine, best name yet Cons: above and beyond cons, stratosphere almost The Bottom Line: "There's no one to hear, you might as well scream They never woke up from the American dream And they don't understand, what they don't see" ~Etheridge Friday night fright night gives me Primal, 81 minutes of pure hell. Written and directed by Steffen Schlachtenhaufen, no awards, … more
Monkey suits are cool, and not since the Bloodhound Gangs video for "the Bad Touch" have I been so impressed with the use of a monkey suit in cinema. However impressive this particular Monkey Suit was (to be fair it was supposed to be a Yetti), it can't save a weak, haphazard script, jarring camera angles, and lack of an impactful ending. The story is basically about Bigfoot (Bigfeet?) gone wild. One lives in the wilderness of a park and is wrecking havoc on everyone that … more