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The Last Legion

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Genre: Drama, Action, Adventure
Release Date: August 17, 2007
MPAA Rating: PG-13
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A Roman sword in King Arthur's court

  • Nov 15, 2008
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+3
Once long ago in Caesar's Rome
Was forged a mighty sword
Meant for one destined to rule
And very safely stored

The young Caesar is newly crowned
But soon the Goths arrive
They seize the boy and win the day
And many don't survive

To the island of Capri
Go Aurelius and friends
To save the tutor and the boy
On whom all Rome depends

With them is a warrior
Kerala born and trained
Who rules the screen with every scene
So wild and unrestrained

The safest place for them to go
Is to Hadrian's Wall
To find the Ninth, the Dragon men
The last legion of all

And as the battle lines are drawn
The link is clearly shown
Just how ENSIS CALIBVRNVS
Got stuck inside the stone

Not as good as I had hoped
And very strangely cast
If not for Aishwarya Rai
I think I would have passed

Of all the actors in the world
I'm thinking "Why on earth,
Would someone cast a warrior
And think of Colin Firth?"

Nanny McPhee, and Bridget Jones
And Pride & Prejudice
When Mr. Darcy grabs a sword
You know something's amiss




Amanda Richards

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