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Wicked Ways

1 rating: 3.0
A movie directed by Ron Senkowski

Matt Draper has a wicked secret--he has two wives. When one of his spouses discovers Mike's penchant for polygamy, she determines to make him live up to his wedding vows: 'til death do us part.

Cast: Mark Rolston
Director: Ron Senkowski
Release Date: 1999
MPAA Rating: R
1 review about Wicked Ways

Wicked Ways? can we have a ‘do over'?

  • Aug 28, 2000
Pros: ....

Cons: .....

Rebecca deMornay is the star of this fanciful tale
A day in her life is like a week spent in hell
She's married to a man that's a total a$$
He works out of town and married to yet another lass
He brings her angels she collects on a shelf
And thinks he is wily, quite proud of himself
She lost a child who was born premature
This loosens a screw and makes a loony of her...

She booby traps the house, what she calls a "safe zone'
To protect her from hubby when he is at home
The toaster is rigged if you use it you get shocked
The table has arrows with a trigger that is cocked
Don't open that cupboard, it is set up with knives
That fly when you open and aim for your eyes
She laces the OJ with a slug of turpentine
If you tick her off she can really whine
And to add to the mix for just a touch of fun
Damn if she didn't up and get a gun!

She wears filly aprons over top a lace teddy
And lures you in pretending she's ready
But just when you think you're gonna score with this gal
She pulls out her gun and says "I want to buy a vowel"
She lives in a fantasy world immersed in TV
And frolics with the neighbor, as crazy as she
She speaks in a language entirely her own
She's erotic, she's provocative, she can make you moan

When things go wrong and she talks to her lover
She asks in a sweet voice "Can we have a ‘do over'?"
We can try and pretend all is right in our life
And maybe you can just forget you have another wife
She fires up the oven that they keep in the back
To get rid of a body in case they attack
She sprinkles ashes in her garden, after a burn
That she keeps on a shelf in a lovely little urn

The hubby watches them make love through a two-way glass
Then approaches the neighbor, which I think is quite crass
The hubby and the Neighbor plan to get rid of this girl
But she flips the scene on them and leaves in a whirl!

One of the truly most bizzare movies I've seen since Boxing Helena. Join me in the fun! aka Table for One


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