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Active Enzyme Deodorant (scented)

1 rating: -4.0

Health & Personal Care

This exclusive formula utilizes odor neutralizing enzymatic protein from vegetables plus odor absorbing baking soda and purifying clay. Lasts all day, effective and natural. Colorless, natural. As always, our products contain no animal ingredients, artificial … see full wiki

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Jun 14, 2011

by rbuchanan

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-4

I could scarcely believe how dry the texture of this deodorant stick was; it yanked my armpit hair savagely. Even after I shaved my 'pit hair, this stuff proved substandard. Its scent is a faint, girlish Essence of Whatever - pleasant enough, but hardly enough to conceal the pungent stench emanating from my underarm realms. In fact, I stink as though I never applied it even after breaking a light sweat.

This stick's perfidious label claims that it's "obsessively natural," but apparently this obsession doesn't exclude Disodium Cocamphodipropionate, Octanediol, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Hydroxymethylglycinate and Polysorbate 20 from the ingredients. As my fabulous girlfriend informed me, Phenoxyethanol's hobbies include punching your nervous system in the face, inducing testicular atrophy in rodents (OWW) and being banned for use in cosmetics in both Japan and the E.U.

"Écraser l'infamie!!!!"

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