With tax season around the corner and most accountants have their knickers in a twist. The love for numbers that once spurred accountants to make their lives revolve around them seem to be replaced with the sudden desperate need to stay in bed at the first sign of the slightest sniffle. During tax season the numbers seem to grow and grow until they overwhelm you to the point that they make their way into the cracks and crevices of your life. They make you ache, they make you burn, they make you second guess the very moment that you decided to stay in college instead of pursuing the street corner band that you seriously contemplated joining during your sophomore year at UCLA.
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This is the way that many men of number feel after Christmas comes to an end and the giant ball makes it plummet into the new year in the heart of New York. Most of them do besides for Jerry. Amazingly, this time of year comes around, and instead of pulling his hair out at the thought of the long hours, the countless idiocies of the people who have him guessing a year worth of numbers, and the grueling pile of paper that he is going to have to go through in hopes that he don’t screw up again this year, he shows up to work in Bermuda shorts sipping his way through the day in god knows what. His tie necked, stiff suited co-workers are dumbfounded by the way that he takes this time of year so lightly. The only plausible reason could be that Jerry just simply doesn’t care. He would rather the easy life then to work hard earning money. This theory would work if Jerry didn’t happen to be the one accountant who didn’t acquire ten times the amount of work than any of his co-workers did.
For a while, Jerry just let his fellows wallow in the misery of his shadow. He let them watch as he seemingly racked in the cash without so much as lifting a finger. Sure, he would have his clients and he would do his fair share of work, but it was nice to seem like some sort of a demigod to his piers. But this year he is going to let them in on his little secret. When the going gets tough the tough gets going and Jerry has found no better way to beat that tough with the Slimming Massager. With it revolutionary technology, the massage that this compact massage gives sweeps away those tax season cobwebs and has him more relaxed then a hippo basking in a puddle of mud. Jerry had his relaxation fun, and while it was great while the jealousy lasted he’s tired of having his car toilet papered in the office parking lot, and getting “unintentionally” slushied by those unfortunate enough to not own the Slimming Massager. So for Christmas this year, what is he going to get to the friends that he holds near and dear to his heart? His super secret and relaxing Slimming Massager, and a pair of Bermuda shorts of course!
This recently launched portable, professional quality personal massager, is proving to be the most practical, affordable, gentle and deep tissue massager in the realm of personal care available.
This personal massager penetrates your targeted muscle groups through electronic muscle stimulation (similar to high priced physical trainers and physical therapists).
Features ten kinds of massages including: Sports Massage, Physical Therapy Support, Physical Training, Weight/Fat Loss, Muscle Toning, Improved Circulation, and Deep Tissue Massage.
Great for those in the hospitality and service industry, construction, medical care and many more!
8 massage modes options
Digital LCD control panel
What You Get:
1 X massager.
4 X Massage therapy electrode pad.
1 X Connecting cable.
1 X User manual.
Model: AS 1018
New Retail Box
1 Year Warrant