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Cyclops (2008 movie)

45 Ratings: 2.0

A 2008 made for television movie.

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Less than meets the eye

May 6, 2009

by arichards

Rating:

-5

Short Attention Span Summary (SASS):

1. Straight to DVD movie with Eric Roberts as the only recognizable "star"
2. Do you need another reason to skip this?

More reasons:

1. The storyline reads like a D minus composition written in 15 minutes by a lazy teenager.
2. The acting is worse
3. The CGI makes early motion capture look absolutely brilliant
4. The other special effects are worse
5. Cyclops has the absolute worst case of plumber's crack that you'll ever see
6. Roberts' performance is worse
7. It boasts a cast of dozens to fill the one section of the mini-amphitheatre used for several major scenes
8. The fight scenes are worse
9. It sells for just over nine bucks
10. That's nine bucks too many.

Amanda Richards, May 5, 2009

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Count_Orlok_22 May 06, 2009

Wow, this looks like a total rip-off of films like 300 and Beowulf. You know, I don't think I've ever seen you rate something this low. :)

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