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Best Types of Mullets!

  • Oct 14, 2010
This is a list of my favorite variations of the Mullet. Whether its the Mullet, The SFLB (Short in the Front, Long in the Back), The BFPB (Business in the Front, Party in the Back), The Kentucky Waterfall, The Yes No, The Neck Protector, The 10/90, The Mud Flap, The Neck Warmer or The Sphinx, there's a place in this world for the Mullet. So why not appreciate its magnificence?
1
Mullet (haircut)
The Classic Mullet. The one that makes you smile when you see it and wonder whats going on in the mind of that person.


2
Mullhawk
This is for the 1983 rocker type. More of a rebellion from the forced haircut your mother made you have, but you can't completely give up because you're afraid of the outcome.


3
Kung Fu Mullet
While on set filming "Walker: Texas Ranger", the film crew came across a still born calf. Chuck Norris went up to the baby calf and rubbed his beard on it gently to nestle him back to life. The film crew was in shock and couldn't believe their eyes. Out of nowhere Chuck Norris Round House kicked the baby calf in the face and killed it! When one of the film crew screamed, "Why'd you do that?!?!?" Chuck replied, "This is to remind you all that Chuck Norris giveth, but Chuck Norris taketh away."


5
The AC Mullet
Also known as the Latino Mullet. This is probably the sexiest of the mullets. Grease that bad boy up and you're good to go!


6
Dreadlett
How can you get more of a dirty haircut then this bad boy? I don't even know what to say about this one. I'm speechless.


7
Skullet
Sometimes just your neck gets cold, and thats okay! Maybe you can't completely admit that you have a receding hairline so why not show off how much hair you can grow from the back of your head?


8
Frolet
This is one of my favorites! I feel that this style would be the hardest to maintain, especially in humid weather.


9
Bowlet
Why not just through a bowl on your head and cut everything off that is sticking out? You know what? Maybe just leave the back not cut...


10
Sportullet
It's clean. It's sporty. Its aerodynamic. All you need is a neon green and pink track suit and you'll get all the ladies!


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January 18, 2011
how about that well-learned, erudite mullet my college professor father sports? he and many other brilliant minds who are 80% bald but have no time for frivolous hair cutting wear them, usually with lengthy beards. my personal favorite.
 
October 22, 2010
Was the MulletImpius #11 on your list?

October 22, 2010
Wow! This really works for you Dave! You've always been the business in the front party in the back type of guy!
October 23, 2010
Good stuff, Ryan. Those are some legit mullets!
October 24, 2010
@RyanWeiss, you've got to update your list.
 
October 19, 2010
What a fun list! You give great examples!
 
October 18, 2010
Haha, sweet list!
 
October 18, 2010
This list rocks! Thanks for adding some hilarity to my day....who knew there were so many mullet variations out there? I thought there was only one...silly me!
 
October 17, 2010
Bravo! Great read! That skullet is the best!
 
October 15, 2010
That's some really scary haircuts! I think you've just given me mulletfobia! I live in Sweden and we don't get whitethrash here like you do in USofA, so I'm kind of a mullet-virgin. If guy #1 or #7 approached me I think I'd soil my pants, shi-aith!
 
October 15, 2010
Is that Chuck Norris story true? I can never tell where the reality ends and the urban legends begin with that guy.
October 18, 2010
Oh it's true! It's been documented.
October 18, 2010
So has the existence of the Loch Ness monster. ; )
October 18, 2010
HAHA nice!
 
October 14, 2010
LOL, I didn't realize there were so many stylish variations. The scary/awesome part is, I think there are more out there... These ones take the cake though. Great list, Ryan!
 
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