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I Dare You To Eat Any 3 On This List!

  • Apr 14, 2010
The new Double Down sandwich from KFC inspired me to make this list. Each of these items are BEAT for their own reason, whether it's the calorie count or the fact that it's just nasty. If there are any I missed, shoot me a message and I'll include it in the list!
Double Down Sandwich (KFC)
The inspiration for this list. I don't even know if we can classify this as a sandwich. It has no bread! The thing that's crazy is you can actually order this "sandwich" with grilled chicken rather than fried, for the healthy type...
Monster Thickburger (Hardee's)
I have to say this right off the bat... 1410 CALORIES, 107 GRAMS OF FAT, and 2740 mg OF SODIUM!!!! Does this thing come with a coffin too? You probably can't even move after you charge one of these bad boys. I'm getting sick just thinking about it.
The Mega Tamago (McDonald's)
This is one of the weirder ones I've seen. It's goes like this from bottom to top: Bun, Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, 2 Meat Patties, Bun, Sauce, Lettuce, Bacon, Meat Patty, EGG!!!!!, Bun. It's like if a Big Mac married an Egg McMuffin and had a fat kid.
Taco Nachos
This one is just nuts. Two Jack in the Box Tacos, Cut into pieces, laying on a bed of lettuce, with nacho cheese poured on top. I feel like J in the B just go lazy and couldn't come up with new menu items.
Sea Dog (Wienerschnitzel)
Come On? They're joking right? A fish stick on a bun? This is just stupid! The name alone is just weird. I think of a old pirate or something. Come on down to Wienerschnitzel and munch into the SEA DOG!
Triple Baconator (Wendy's)
Thanks to kjmedia I found this one! 1330 calories! 86 grams of fat and 3150 mg of Sodium!!!! Death, pure death! Awesome find kjmedia!
Chicken & Biscuit Bowl (KFC)
You all remember seeing these when they came out. The commercial alone made me want to puke. A bowl full of mashed potatoes, corn, friend chicken, cover with gravy, topped with a biscuit. I cant even imagine how bad this is for you.
McRib (McDonald's)
This sandwich is not only really disgusting, it's a disgrace to all things Rib. The fact that McDonald's went far enough to make the meat portion of the sandwich look like it has bones, yet it doesn't, is pure proof that this sandwich is just wrong!
Filet-O-Fish (McDonald's)
First of all, I would never trust any fish item coming from McDonald's. I've read how they make the Chicken McNuggets and I'm not going to lie, I really don't want to know how they make the fish patty on this guy. The fact that the ingredients say, "Made mostly from Alaskan Pollock" freaks me out. Mostly? Most only has to be more than 50%. This fish patty could potentially be 50% mystery substance!
Bacon Cheddar Roastburger (Arby's)
Just looking at this gnarly thing make me sick. This bad boy comes out with a solid 430 calories guaranteed to give you heart burn. I guess the thing that blew me way was the amount of sodium in this burger. 1810 mg of sodium!!! Imagine how thirsty you'd be. You have to run down to AM/PM and drink like 4 Big Gulps!
McGriddles (McDonald's)
This breakfast sandwich is just screaming "I'm bad for you!!!" 450 Calories. The ingredients don't sound that bad until you hit the Pancake injected with Maple Flavoring. What does that even mean? Maple Flavoring?
Hot Brown (The Brown Hotel)
The Hot Brown! Straight out of Kentucky, you know this thing is packing death. An open-faced sandwich of turkey and bacon, covered in Mornay sauce, broiled until the bread and sauce begin to brown. This sandwich has even been made famous on one of bobby Flay's shows.
Ultimate Cheeseburger (Jack in the Box)
I'll admit, this burger isn't as beat as the others, but with a commercial like this I had to put it on the list.

Thanks to PattyP for finding this one.  I guess this is Carl's Jr.'s way for trying to compete with Subway's $5 Footlongs?
The Triple Bypass Burger (Death On A Bun)
This bad boy has onion rings, deep fried bacon, meat, cheese all in between 2 grilled cheese sandwiches!!!! Awesome!!

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April 20, 2010
This list is wonderful and makes me hungry. The Double Down Sandwich fills me up, the McGriddle is a tasty if expensive breakfast treat and I haven't YET had the Triple Baconater. You forgot Burger King's Stacker which you can get in 2, 3 or 4 patties and is nothing but bacon, cheese and dressing. Heart attack ahoy!
April 16, 2010
Ha Ha loved it and that Jack in the box comercial is so awfull it´s hillarious.
April 16, 2010
This list might well be entitled: Ten Things that Exemplify the Excesses of North American Society! God, what grossness!
April 16, 2010
You know there is some bad stuff out there when Wendy's Triple Baconator doesn't make the cut - 1,330 cals, 86g fat, 3,150mg sodium.. C'mon now Wendy's, step it up!!!
April 16, 2010
Just Googled that bad boy, and it has officially made the cut! Adding it to the list now!
April 20, 2010
Cool Ryan, glad to be of service,,,, that beast boasts some serious numbers!!!!
April 16, 2010
WOW! What a great list! Tweeting and Facebooking this list right now. :)
April 16, 2010
Awesome Thanks!
April 15, 2010
When the V Series Sci-Fi went off the air in November, the McRib was back on the menu at Mc D's. McRib=Lizard meat?
April 15, 2010
By far, one of my favorite lists on Lunch. This is FB fan page material for sure. ;)
April 15, 2010
Wow, what a list, well done!! It is a whole other world of food out there, really some unreal items on here, i even took the time to look at each picture at full size to really appreciate each of these... Funny, when in Japan, i remember mcdonald's having an egg on some of their burgers, but three paties, three buns and bacon to boot, brilliant find with that one!!
April 15, 2010
The Mega Tamago is from Japan actually!
April 15, 2010
That Mega Tamago has to be made up, right? Is that an April fools type of thing?
April 15, 2010
I'm pretty sure it's real. It's from Japan and notice kjmedia's comment above about burgers in Japan having egg on them!
April 15, 2010
This is the funniest list I've ever seen. I've got to be honest, I don't know whether to rate the Double Down burger a - or + 5. I mean, no bun? that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard ... or is it the most genius???? Great takes on the Sea Dog. Actually great takes on all of them. Hilarious.
April 15, 2010
this list really raises the question... somethings could "beat or genius" it's really a fine line.
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