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reviewed High Lane. February 04
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High Lane
“High Lane” is a French horror movie made in 2009 about five people who go hiking/mountain climbing in the mountains of Croatia. I am not certain if the movie was indeed shot and filmed in …
reviewed The Thing (1982 film). August 10, 2013
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The Thing (1982 film)
My first encounter with John Carpenter's The Thing was back around November of 2001, where I only saw a snippet of the movie on TNT. Just my luck, I tuned in at one of the most gruesome scenes in …
reviewed Severance (movie). July 26, 2012
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** out of ****    In "Severance", weapons manufacturing corporation Palisade's European division is on its way - by bus - to a lodge for a team-building weekend full of activity and …
reviewed The Thing (1982 film). June 07, 2012
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The Thing (1982 film)
         Apparently John Carpenter saw Alien and thought, "Hey, I can do that, and I can toss in bits of The Thing from Another World and Invasion of the Body Snatchers …
reviewed cabin Fever 2 spring fever. May 31, 2012
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cabin Fever 2 spring fever
**1/2 out of ****    The production of the long-awaited sequel to Eli Roth's 2003 horror hit "Cabin Fever" was a long and over-complicated one, in which most of the juicy details have …
reviewed Frontièr(s). May 12, 2012
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*** out of ****    Horror directors are a peculiar breed. With "Frontier(s)", director Xavier Gens has taken the Paris riots and envisioned the cruel aftermath through heads exploding, …
reviewed Bad Moon. February 06, 2012
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Bad Moon
      BAD MOON      I have been a werewolf kick lately going back through the collection to watch all my werewolf films. Of course The Howling collection is in …
reviewed Hatchet II. January 28, 2012
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Hatchet II
** out of ****    Making "Hatchet II" work wasn't much of a task. I was almost sure that Adam Green - returning for the sequel as both writer and director of Victor Crowley's legacy …
reviewed Halloween (1978 movie). November 06, 2011
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**** out of ****     I like taking long walks in the night; preferably before winter is upon us. It's just a personal past-time; I enjoy the cold air, the ominous winds, and of course, …
reviewed The Exorcist. October 31, 2011
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The Exorcist
**** out of ****     When the end credits suite from "The Exorcist" begin to play, all questions that we might have had regarding the movie have been answered; and we finally understand …
reviewed Hatchet II. October 29, 2011
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Hatchet II
      HATCHET 2      After the first film was released it started to gather that all important cult fan following. That was more than enough for Adam Green [Hatchet, …
reviewed The Thing (2011 film). October 14, 2011
The Thing
After the success of a videogame based on the original film, rumors of a sequel arose many times but never came to fruition, with creative differences between Universal and John Carpenter cited as the …
reviewed Sorority Row. October 10, 2011
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Sorority Row
      SORORITY ROW      Ah remakes, those pesky little things they just keep on popping up on us. Well this one is a few years old but still I think you know what …
reviewed Eden Lake. September 10, 2011
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*** out of ****     "Eden Lake", like "Saw", "Deliverance", and many others before it; is marketed and consistently labeled as a horror film, but feels more like a thriller than a …
reviewed The Wrestler (2008 film). August 27, 2011
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The Wrestler
One of thing things I learned after following pro wrestling a few years back is what happened to those names I used to hear about all the time like Jake Roberts and Lex Luger.  I never heard about …
reviewed Creep. July 18, 2011
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** out of ****     Christopher Smith has made some interesting films in the past few years. I liked "Severance" and I also liked "Black Death", so I decided that perhaps it was time …
reviewed Black Christmas. July 13, 2011
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Black Christmas
***1/2 out of ****     Who says all Christmas movies need to be sentimental and sweet? "Black Christmas" is a rather tasteless holiday outing that is perhaps only tasteless because …
reviewed Prom Night. July 06, 2011
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* out of ****     "Prom Night" is derivative, boring, bland, ridiculous, stupid, and the worst "classic" slasher/horror film I've seen since "My Bloody Valentine". The film offers …
reviewed The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. June 26, 2011
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**** out of ****     It takes a true genius to take something as twisted as the concepts and characters dealt with in "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and make them satirical material. …
reviewed The Evil Dead. June 25, 2011
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The Evil Dead
Evil Dead is camp. It DEFINES camp. It also introduced people to the living god of camp, Bruce Campbell, for the first time. Look at his name: The word "camp" is right there! There is a huge cult following …
reviewed The Evil Dead. June 24, 2011
The Evil Dead
Anchor Bay's DVD edition of Raimi's goofy, gory cult classic sports a picture trimmed to facilitate a 1.85:1 aspect ratio, catering to 16x9 television owners. Pan & scan butchery was equally …
reviewed The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. June 18, 2011
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Fans of this cult favorite can relax - no, they didn't gloss up the film stock with digital sheen to make it look as though it were filmed yesterday. To be certain, TCM was cleaned up: the colors …
reviewed H2: Halloween 2. June 15, 2011
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H2: Halloween 2
I don’t even know where to start……       First and foremost I am going to put this out there; I do not care for Rob Zombie. I never really cared for his music, …
reviewed My Soul to Take. June 07, 2011
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My Soul to Take
* out of ****     Few years are truly big years for horror cinema, and 2010 was no exception. There was mediocrity such as "Piranha 3D" and "The Last Exorcism", both which released …
reviewed Psycho. May 31, 2011
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Psycho (Universal Home Entertainment's 2-disc Legacy Series Special Edition DVD)
**** out of ****     Contained within "Psycho" are images that are haunting to this day, and also at the time, quite violent. Considered one of the "greats" for its genre, Alfred Hitchcock's …
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